Alcohol Recipes

[low_fidelity]

---Tear Of A Komsomol Girl

Lavender Toilet Water - 15g

Verbena - 15g

Herbal Lotion - 30g

Nail Polish - 2g

Mouthwash - 150g

Lemon Soda - 150g

*Stir 20 minutes with a sprig of honeysuckle. NO SUBSTITUTE!

---Bitches Brew:

Beer - 100g

Sadko Shampoo - 30g

Dandruff Treatment - 70g

Athletes Foot Remedy - 30g

Small Bug Killer - 20g

After two drinks of this cocktail a person will become so "inspired" that it is possible to go up to him for half an hour and, standing one and a half meters away, spit in his fat face without saying a thing.

---Balsaam Of Canaan

Methylated Spirits - 100g

Beer - 200g

Refined Furniture Polish - 100g

This cocktail fosters vulgarity and dark forces in the drinker.

---The Spirit Of Geneva

White Lilac - 50g

Athletes Foot Remedy - 50g

Beer - 200g

Alcohol Varnish - 150g

 

[kootenayklaus]

I'm not sure, just throwin this out, but wont some of those things kill you. Im pretty sure alcohol varnish is poisonous.

 

[Willard]

i dont get it...is this supposed to be funny?

 

[theabortionator]

i think he was trying to be funny, but instead this thread is stupid

 

[low_fidelity]

No. Completely serious. Have you ever been to Russia?

 

[Willard]

just shut the fuck up

 

[Jordan]

this is the dumbest fucking thread ever.

 

[skithe49th]

they had to lock up the listerine at out local safeway for a while cause bums would come in and rob it

 

[Benjo]

you should have named this thread to "Drinks for trolls."

 

[BrewskiJr]

seriously? What a waste of 30 seconds of my life.

 

[Plind]

Crap

 

[-Mugatu]

just tried them all. I cant see.

 

[vailsux.com]

SUCCESS!

 

[Peter.]

i just tried them too, i can see the future now

 

[steezemeister]

this thread blows

 

[icantskiiFILM]

die

 

[MAC.D]

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