Akward things laying around

KLovelace

KLovelace

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SOOO I have this friend named Paul. Paul just started dating this chick awhile back and I guess they are really digging each other. This is pretty rad for my friend Paul cause he got a divorce recently and he has been lonely. Anyways.. Paul always has us over for fat blaze sessions.. which usually go down in his room with a few homies, some music, etc. I always felt kinda akward kicking it in his room when there is a living room but whatever. Anyways.. ever since he has been dating this chick there has been realling embarrassing things laying around. And like.. ridiculously obvious and everywhere...

and some Paul doesn't seem to notice. Like the other day we blazed a J and I couldn't help but stare at the friggen neon green cock ring that was just chillin on the book shelf. Anyways.. I thought it was pretty funny.. So I wanted to hear other stories about people leaving akward stuff laying around with out seeming to give a shit.

that was long.. damn
 
hahaha a cock ring

well i guess if you looked in my garbage can in my room it would be kinda strange...its filled with mostly balled up tissue paper...
 

somewhat similar:
my grandmother aka babushka sent me a care package for including:
1)naughty nurse outfit 2)leopard underwear set with cat ears3)russian chocolates
i happened to open this package downstairs in my dorm lobby and was pretty mortified...especially when my guy friends proceded to try on the thongs from each of the outifits (over their jeans of course)
felt like a Beerfest moment....
upon calling my Mom I found out she had explained to my grandmother that halloween was a night all the girls dress like "hussies" ....i guess my grandmother took it for face value and tried to be helpful....? that or she thinks i'm a whore.
 
hahahahaha holy crap. my grandma is a devout catholic.. i get rrepremanded for wearing blue jeans. lololol
 
My dad used to rent his house to college students, and when they moved out they would leave all of their shit.

so one of them left a pic of this ugly ass busted girl flashing a camera. My dad found it, and put it in my room, on top of my dresser, where it still sits.

It really sucks when girls see it and I have to explain, but it makes a good conversation piece.
 
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