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i concur.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
the monkey would say "bitch get off that crystal meth!!!'

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''...and as for sarah..WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?! haha seriously! that would suck sooo bad..well now i know, so i won't ever stick my finger up my vagina with icy hot smeared all over it''
 
I've always wanted to Fuck fuck fuck a duck screw a kangaroo finger bang an orangatain (i dunno how to spell it) & then take a really big poo... thats what he would say

Drive back baby do me fast in your car.... Im here waiting CRASH & do me real hard!BACK IT UP BACK IT UP you got it you got it! put your hands up....
 
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