Airtwists Suck!!!!

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TimmyP

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Elan Airtwists are the crappiest skis ever made. after doing rails for about two months the edge cracked and then came apart. This happened on both my skis a two different times. Now I can only turn one way without skidding

 
we know

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
YO! their THE WORST, nothing worse, not even homemade wood ones, the worst ever, you think you got it bad? I DO!!, yo, these skis suck! i broke them! their bad!

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
Everyone knows that... i am surprised they lasted 2 months on rails... a week shoulda done em in.

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
my guess is PE's

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
Just seeing the company who makes the Airtwist would make me not buy them.

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Because Skiing needs a future
 
ya they are, i demoed them last, i went and hit one jump with them, i landed perfectly and a huge pressure crack developed down the whole length of the ski,

Seize the carp
 
move over tom brokaw, we have a master journalist here. he uncovered this secret years after everyone else knew

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson

 
get public enemys you'll never break them, unless you do something to weaken them and than jump and shit. but yeah they are mad strong

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
The big ELAN on the ski should have givin it away in the beggining.. Never buy an Elan ski... just dont.

'All in all your just another dick with no balls'
 
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