Ahhhh my tooth. advice???

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hi guys, i've got a serious problem. it's kind of confusing, but i'll put spark notes at the end.
so my family has a history of bad teeth. weak enamel or some s**t, so i'm not allowed to eat any candy or ice cream or anything with a lot of sugar. real strict parents. well that f**king sucks, so i sneak some whenever i can. well f**k me, but now one of my molars f**king kills. i think i definitely have a cavity, and i've got a dentist appt in two weeks. you may think that's a good thing but it's definitely not. if my rents find out i'm def going to be f**king grounded for awhile. weak s**t. so i'm thinking i need to come up with a way to knock that tooth out completely. like fake a skateboarding or skiing accident, but really just pull that b**ch out of there. what can i use to numb the pain? and i heard when they do wisdom teeth they fracture the tooth to make it easier to pull. my friend said he'd help, but what kind of tools should we use. NS i turn to your creativity! HELP!
SPARK NOTES:- got a cavity from eating too much sugar- parents are f**king crazy- need to pull it myself - how????
THX!
 
easy, pint of irish whiskey, rope, hammer, chisel, power drill and BEEDRILL
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this is ridiculous. You want to fracture your tooth and pull it out just because you have a cavity and your parents will be mad? replacing a tooth costs a shit load more than filling a cavity. Use your brain dude
 
baby teeth grow back

as an aside, you can get cavities from things aside from CANDY and ICE CREAM, so tell them to shut the fuck up and get that cavity fixed, unless you enjoy getting an abscess or some other infection later on that will hurt like the biggest mutha fucker. If you break your face, enjoy getting a bunch of other teeth fixed with lots of drills and shit.
 
You're fucking kidding right?

Yeah, go ahead and pull it yourself. Have fun with a major jaw infection.

 
GO TO THE DENTIST the longer you wait the more possibility you have of needing a root canal or just destroying it which will cost a lot of money, so get it drilled and fuck mom and pop, tell em you stopped flossing and something else got in there, that can give you a cavity too, trust me, i have had a bakers dozen.
 
won't that make things worse? or does soda use that fake sugar that doesn't give you cavities?
and to the people talking about infection, can't i just rinse with vinegar or rubbing alcohol or something?
 
that was poor, i will clarify. if you practice just bad oral hygiene in general you can get a cavity, it doesnt just come from sugar, so just say you stopped your brushing habits because you were caught up on something
 
Nig you can get cavities even with proper tooth care and not eating sugar. If your parents trip just be like WTF? its not my fault I got a cavity shit happens.
 
SPARK NOTES:

a: you're five.

b: your parents are lame

c: do something actually worth getting grounded for.

d: pulling out your own teeth is a dumb ass idea.
 
how about you stop being fucking dumb and deal with being grounded for "awhile" pussy. pulling your own tooth is a dumbass thought
 
definitely just hit the motherfucker with a center punch and a hammer, then use pliers to get all the pieces out. gargle some rubbing alcohol mixed with vinegar to stop infections.
 
unless you can foot the several thousand dollar bill to get a fake tooth inserted (which at your age doesn't seem like you could even get one until you grow the fuck up) i would suggest against it. Fuck the system and if your parents get mad, knock their teeth out. /broken-sarcasm-meter
 
okay so to clarify, it's my very back molar. no it's not a baby tooth, so i figure it'll just get replaced with a wisdom tooth anyway. then i only have to get three taken out, which i think will save my parents money in the long run. anyone know how much wisdom teeth surgery costs per tooth?
 
Are you really serious? I would certainly hope not... If you aren't trollin, you're pretty stupid.

Wisdom tooth extraction is like $100-$400+ per tooth. Insurances and

discount things can make it relatively painless (pun intended)

fiscally. Fixing a little bitch cavity is a hell of a lot cheaper, and

it's best to keep the existing teeth intact, and take out the wisdom

teeth if need be, for tooth and mouth health, chewing habits, alignment, etc.

If you tried to remove your own tooth (or try to mask it by breaking it), you'll probably end up spending

a fuck load more money in the long run, endure an excruciating amount

of pain, and need expensive oral surgery anyway, and risk some MAJOR infections (and no,

using vinegar, rubbing alc, hydro peroxide, will not do jack shit) and damaging other teeth.

Don't be such a little pussy ass bitch about a cavity. They are usually

easily remedied. Even if your parents are hardasses, they probably have

cavities of their own. People get them. THEY HAPPEN.
 
your only friend on newschoolers is yourself. do you send yourself messages? can you not tell when you're online? who's the the real retard here?
 
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