i was skiing along and then my skis sunk down and i ejacaulated out frontfliped and the snow went away and BLAMO my dick froze so i screamed and then i relized i was in water and you would not understand the looks when you pour water out of your boots
yeah the mountain was horrible, we did 3 runs and then just did e-brake turns and donuts in the snow bunny parking lot. did anyone actually stay up a whole day?