Ahhh, my brothers facebook

POWDER.RANGER

POWDER.RANGER

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so the idiot left his facebook open on my computer, anyone know how to screw with his shit beyond the normal intrested in, political views, etc??
 
make one of those annoying ass note things bitches make and make him look like he is a total queer. Also you could make a group named I'm gay and invite everyone... or! send a small penis picture to all the girls on his friends list hahahahah. (personally i probably wouldnt do any of these just brainstorming)
 
The best thing to do is change his birthday to tomorrow. I've done it to a friend, it was perfect. He'll get all the "HAPPY BIRTHDAYS :)" and it wont even be it..
 
I remember when I went on a computer at a resort in cuba and some chick left her facebook signed in, so i spent like my entire hour on there just fucking her life. Like just chirping everyone on her chat list, saying sexual things about the ugliest people's profile pictures just a great time
 
probably one of the best ideas ive heard.

get creative, think outside the box. avoid anything involving gay jokes. its not funny anymore, and when people see it they automatically know his fb was hacked. id say the birthday switch is gold.
 
Well if you want to be stupid just change the status or whatever. My personal favorite is changing the sexual orientation though. Discreet, people see it, but they never think to change it. Or change their birthday to like 3 days from the current date so they get loads of birthday messages and its not really their birthday. Both of those are pretty fun.
 
PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE STATUSES ABOUT DICKS ARE NOT FUNNY.

GET CREATIVE AND FUCK WITH HIM AND HIS FRIENDS, NOT JUST "LOL GUIZE IM ALL GAY AND SHIT LET ME SUCK YOUR PENIS"

 
Leave mildly homoerotic comments on the pictures of his male friends. It's important that you make it very subtle. You lose as soon as anybody begins to expect he isn't himself.
 
Really how come?? I did this a couple months ago and it worked. There is a limit on how many times you can change it though.
 
friend all of his teachers relatives and grandma and stuff then make it something like "i got so cocked last night" or "im zsooo Drank doob!!!!!!!!!"
 
post some sort of sappy love song and pretend to care about others who are upset with some sappy love message to go along with it then do the whole like for a tbh then comment on everyones walls who like it.

got my friend gooooddd
 
find a picture of a shit in a toilet bowl and post it saying "from now on every week I will be posting a picture of the biggest dump I took, here is the winner for this week"
 
Status: I just took the biggest dump of my life!XD Then find a picture of a huge piece of shit and post it. I saw it on someones and it was mildly funny.
 
I thought traveling to Cuba was pretty much impossible. And isn't the Internet heavily censored there? Just curious
 
Post cat videos and such on random peoples walls, then delete the activity from his page.
 
No you just can't go there from the US. If you're a US citizen you can go to Canada and then fly to Cuba. You can also get Cuban cigars in Canada and not in the US.
 
friend request litterally every single creep you can find. The message them you want to have a deilghtful romp with chains and whips.
 
if you want to go above and beyond do the following.

- change all of the captions on his pictures to extremely homoerotic or girly things with super gay faces after each one.

- post a status that will make people text him in concern, like "oh my god I can't believe I'm a father" or something that makes it look like he is actually coming out of the closet.

- change EVERYTHING in his profile, from his picture to his birthday and political views, in an embarrassing fashion depending on his personality and what will make him angry.

- if he has a girlfriend, change his relationship status to single or it's complicated, if he doesn't, look through his messages and find the last girl he was talking to,

comment on every single picture she has and like everything on her wall, and then delete every other chick from his friends list.

- join embarrassing groups which you have to be accepted to, so that weeks later he will still be receiving acceptance notifications from them

- create a page on his facebook dedicated to something really embarrassing to him, like a personal secret of his, or something crude and simple like "buttsex" or "sucking dick" and proceed to suggest it to all of his friends.

- chat people who are online, and fuck with his social life on an individual basis

MAKE SURE TO BLOCK ALL OF THE ABOVE FROM ANY FAMLY MEMBERS WHO MAY BE HIS FRIENDS.
 
change the "interested in" from girls to men

and ask all the girls and guys this "if you woke up with a condom in your butt would you tell anyone?" if they say "no" say "you wanna go camping? :D"
 
Best/ harshest thing to do:

Change his picture to something fucked up, whatever like hardcore porn or something, then log out; log yourself in, go to his profile and report him.... The facebook mods will kick him off for sure and he's got to start again!

Kinda harsh i know but we did it to one of our mates, funny as fuck!
 
my buddy left his up on my comp and we went through and requested every person on the side under "people you may know" until there were no more people he dididnt know.so confused, because he didnt know any of them
 
options

1.creep into peoples (chicks) profiles, like, like all theyre pictures, comment on all, comment on REALLY old statuses or something, just act totally creepy.

2.delete his profile, hahaha

3. NO gay statuses, fuckin lame.

4. change birthday to tomorrow or soon

6. search for something lame, like rebecca black, justin bieber etc, and find a list where you can just like all pages really fast. friend did it to me and have like 200 jb sites liked, he wont even bother moving them cause of the amount

7. speak with friends, discreetly, like "Hey
 
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