Ahhh i love school fights..

Alpine3

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haha i am in the lunch line comming out of the kitchen i lift up the ketchup ladle which is in a 3 gallon tub of ketchup and a girl take s the tub and her friend takes the other tub of BBq and both of them throw it at another girlll lol soo of course this starts shit.. and a huge fight starts.. haha i love it.. we were all chanting and shit
 
they were frehsman.. lol one was a fat mexican and the other two were sluts.. haha idk if i wanted to see that..
 
our school fights always start out with drug related beefs..and some girl got her weave pulled out haha..and all of her hair..and she also got liek..fingernails in her face and shit..it was pretty hardcore..quite funny though
 
^ ewwwwwwwww fuck i hate chick fights, hair pulling makes me feel sick to my stomach.

my schools sooooo fucking pussy, no fights ever happen, and if one does the one of the dudes never show up, and if they do they just talk shit to eachother until the prinecsple comes out.
 
i remember back in HS this fat kid who everyone picked on was outside having a smoke when this other guy comes outta nowhere and starts beating the fat kid and when Joey(the fat kid) fell, the other guy kicked him in the face with his steel toed boots and fucked up Joey's grill real bad
 
After lunch one day my friend who was a little man with shortmans syndrom once tired to kick this real quite, passive guys ass. The only problem was the guy was like 6' at least 250 lbs but has never been in a fight. So of course the big guy just grabbed my friend but sat on him and looked kinda wierd. Then all of a sudden he leaned over and started puking about 6" from his head while my friend is screaming get him off. I guess he got so nervous that his chilli dogs from lunch came up. Funnest fight I have ever seen.
 
^^^^^ thats hilarious

on time we had a gay ass fight were two people started in the lunch room and they got each others shoulders and seriouslly danced across the lunch room. the duty teachers werent sure to break it up or watch the dance
 
damn... we dont have black people at my school so nothin like that happens, except for one but hes from africa and he doesnt do drugs or anything so he doesnt count..
 
there are alot of fights at my school. my friend just got expelled for being in too many fights. but so many underclassmen would talk shit to him and he would just clean them out. it was quite funny to watch him take 6 kids at once.
 
at my school there is about 1-2 fights every week its pretty sweet to watch some of them. and there is always shit going down with kids snowballing cars and shit like that
 
our school fights usually arent too exciting. They are always redneck vs skids and the rednecks kick their asses everytime.
 
Kids here dont know how to fight alot of the time. One time this HUGE footballer just grabbed another kid he was fighting and sat on him and wailed on his face. What the fuck is that? That's not fighting. Then two kids went at it for true. Broken nose, blood all over the other kids hands, most epic fight ever.
 
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