Ahhh!!!! Assholes...

What_A_Wookie

What_A_Wookie

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Today at the Hill, it was filled with asshole...fortunately i was able to vent on one of these i hit while they were skiing straight down the pipe...so heres your chance to vent about the biggest assholes youve seen...

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

NS Ogre Crew
 
I hate those people who no matter what you say or do, they have to one up you, and it gets really anoying aftr a while

Seize the carp
 
yea at the blue hill big air comp on thursday a bunch of boarders were dissing the skiiers when they were going off, i wanted to beat the shit out of them. but i held myself back

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
 
all the skiiers at my hill are fags, me and all the snowboarders almost got in a fight with the skiiers today

'Joyride Flims'
 
some little kids daddy(complete with spandex and straight 210 cm skis) sat himself right at the landing of my favorite rail. but someone didnt see him and landed on him. then he moved.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs

-Lily Tomlin
 
once after a pipe secession i just 360 off the small lip at the end, one of my skies caught the lip and poped of, i landed it anywyas, and i didnt really care so i was sliding over to my ski and this shit little snowblader come over and said let me c ur ski - i said alright so her looks at it then the little bastard skis down the hill.first mistake. he didnt realize that me and my friend had poles and we caught-checked-and beat him with our poles....stuipd snowblader

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Bones Heal - Go Crazy

 
**he skiied down the hill with my ski**

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Bones Heal - Go Crazy

 
those retarded beginner snowboarders that dont get enough speed and either fall or stop on the take off of a tabletop, then take 10 minutes to get off, and also the people that wipe out and while they are trying to buckle back up or clip in they are still on the landing of the jump

ProudEST Member of the Hobum Posse

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'Whoa, Im Keanu' - Sammy_D

 
One time I was sessioning the half pipe and this kid was standing right next to the edge of the right wall and whenever I would air out he would throw rocks at me and shit, so my next run I positioned my take off right where he was, I did a Lui Kang and kicked my ski out and kicked him right in the face and he was knocked out.

 
biggest assholes for me is my friend's sister. she always gets lost so we have to find her and then one day she decided to throw snow at people in the pipe. i almost pushed her in.

second biggest is me when last weekend a boarder was pushing his board w/o being connected and i skied by and started pushing it so he had to run after me. i started to laugh and then i pushed it into some trees

BACON

(receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
 
I hate people who cut right infront of you and make you stop when youve been straightlining down the hill to get enough speed, and they are goin 2 mph and they go off the jump and land 2 feet infront of the lip, and once one fag without poles almost hit me goin really fast so he could hit the jump to get onto a rail and just go off the side of it, i hate people like that so much

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
yea I hate the kids that just hit the side of the jump and dont actually go off of it. They just get in your way and wreck the jumps. It pisses me off so bad. They are so unpredictable and there are so many people that do it on the weekends.

 
i got a big asshole - its particularly big after i've been shoving snowboards up my ass

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Vote Weiner #1 for Biggest Shit-Talker on NS

'hell yeah, Ice fishing rules! I love sitting on a bucket in the middle of the cold staring down a hole hoping something will eat a dying worm. But ice fishing is way better than that.' - Phrosty

'that sounds like taking a crap with the window open' - Five0

Just JIB It !!

 
lineskier10 I hear you man getting cut off and having to ditch all your speed sucks ass!

'Math my boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology' -Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
 
i hate people who just haul ass down the hill hitting the jumps as fast as they can, and do just a straight air, and think their the hottest god damn thing on the hill, im setting up to hit the table half way down the hill and their at the top going so fast they catch up and tell you to get the hell out of the way when your settin up for a huge trick, then they try to lecture you about lookin up the hill before hitting the jump when you can't even see them when you look up and you hit it and then they are just there, they you get sick of it go off with them hit them as many times as you can with your pole in the air and once they took a big digger...those people are d-bags.

~just lettin it out~

 
hahaha that fucker snowboarded down with your ski? Some little kids tried to spit on me off a slow ass 2 person lift. The lift ended like 100 feet up above, so i clicked out of my skis and ran up the hill, beat them to the top then beat them with my fists of fury.

Offical NS asshole

googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!''
 
Allright. I was skiing quick down a run once.

There was this woman to the side of me. She made a big turn right in front of me. Shit! I was on top of an ice section too, so making a turn was difficult.

Anyhow I managed to turn fine but my pole bumped her pole.

I was in a good mood and waited at the bottom so I could apologize to her for being too close, being the nice guy that I am.

Well fuck, she comes piling in to me and runs over my skis and then flings snow on top of me.

I still said sorry about being too close. But no, that wasn't good enough. She just sat there and bitched that I tried taking her out. I said look, I'm sorry. and she kept bitching. She grabbed the lift operator and started bitching at him to take my pass, I'm friend's with him and he pretty much just laughed in her face. Then she got ski patrol and I had to talk with them.

She was a bitch.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
I hate little fuckers who haul ass into a jump with way too much speed and just flail and land at the very end of the tranny or the flats. They're so gay, cause you always have to wait for the ski po to come pick their asses up. DAMN IT!

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Jackson Hole represent!

'Loyd, you can't triple stamp a double stamp! Loyd!'
 
yea me and my friends were going through the line for night skiing and one of my friends got stuck behind some huge ass guy, so my friend politley asked him 'excuse me sir', he didnt move so my friend tried to go around him and the guy elbowed him, my friend then pushed him out of his way and got up with the rest of us, while he was coming up to us the guy kep ttryin to grab my friend and push him over, he couldnt cause he couldnt move with his skis on, the guy was yellin 'dont run away! dont run away!' we got on the chair and if the few seconds we could talk to him my friend told him to 'fuck off' and bitched him out, we waited for him at the top and he apologized, it was pretty funny, but the guy was super gay

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
At the end of last season some righ broad was yelling at me at the top of a run cause she thought i moved to hit her, when i just stood there and she skied over my skiis...i met her at the lift and i was right behind her so when she was getting on the lift i went behind her before the chair came, she went to sit down on my lap and pushed her over the side into a 2ft deep puddle of mudd...she had a bright white single piece on too...her husband thanked me...

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

NS Ogre Crew
 
did you mud wrestle her afterwards?

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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...

 
hahahaha these stories are great

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
I hate people that have no idea what they are doing but act like they do, and they act like they are better than you. They cut infront of you in lift lines then go infront of you to hit jumps just to strait air and jump... fags

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Proud Owner of Rossignol BC's
 
In our terrain park, our biggest jump is 55-60 foot table. You have to dtraight line the hole hill to clear, so you can imagine the sped we get. This po-dung 35 year old decided to hit it. He hit it five minutes b4 i did. I thought he skied away. Little did i know, he was laying at the bottom of the landing talking to his buddies. When i was at the point in my back flip that i spotted my landing, i saw him. Odviously, i made contact. It hurt me just as much as it hurt him. Im 14, and he proceeded to cuss me out, and wanted to fight me. THAt wins the ass hole award in my book.

 
heres a story of reverse assholism, this guy came through the terrain park out of control and came within about 10 ft of a group of kids waitin to hit a rail, so the kid in the back of the group freaked out and was like, 'ur a stupid mother fucker' the guy (real big guy) turned around and was like 'whatd u say boy' in a real grizzly voice, the kid looked at him scared shitless for a second and then ran, it was one of the funniest things ive ever witnessed in the park

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
best thing i've ever seen was when my friend mike was droppin in to hit a table switch....as he was just about to hit it he noticed a lil kid chillin right at the end of the lip. he turned around quick, grabbed the kid and threw him to the side of the table. from there he continued to yell at the child and then make him ski down off the table. the parents meanwhile were at the side of the table and then thanked him for tossing their kid to the side and yelling at him for his mistake. very funny to watch. if he had hit the table he would've hit the kid in the head with his skis on take-off.

Wachusett Ripper Crew

'Cool! You've got those frontwards backwards skis. How do you like them?' - An events guy at Mt. Abram asking me about my scratches.
 
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