Ahahahah favorite bumper stickers?

[steezyjibber]

It was fucking hillarious.

 

[mistaskia]

wow cant believe no ones said these...

"horns broken watch for thr finger"

and

"Hows my driving? 1-800-kissmyass

 

[LS.]

this car stops at all garage stops

 

[big+white]

"skiing is twice as easy and half as steezy"

 

[DiamondC]

bullshit

 

[Desjardins]

hahahahaahhahahahaha

that ones money

 

[chickenwang]

for a small town this one sure has alot of ASSHOLES!!!

and

one that said

buy localy grown

and instead of a farm thingy had a pot leaf

 

[Sean...M]

i saw one that was a red background and in white bold text

"i banged anitaskis"

 

[mistaskia]

u should take that bumper sticker.....and shove it up ur ass... all up in ur ass.

 

[t_rob]

i was driving up the scenic maine turnpike last fall and i saw one that said, "who would jesus bomb" The car had another sick sticker but i forgot what it said.

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

i want one that says "i dont brake for niggers"

or "i brake for animals and titties"

 

[Shpadoinkle]

BIG TRUCK

LITTLE WILLY?

MY CHILD WAS INMATE OF THE MONTH

AT COUNTY JAIL

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THANK A TEACHER

IF YOU'RE READING IT IN ENGLISH, THANK A SOLDIER

HOW FAST WAS I GOING, OFFICER?

NOT FAST ENOUGH, I GUESS...

here are a couple from brooksville aka redneckville, florida.

 

[ThaLetterM.]

agreed. i bet that kid drives a jetta and drinks herbal tea out of a special mug

 

[vermontsteez]

ro0fl

 

[C-Burg]

sticker for Taos "No lines, No boarders, No Attitudes"

"My Dad can beat up both of your Dads"

 

[big+white]

no thank you..your just mad because its true

 

[Sean...M]

w00t got a laugh

 

[Ben.]

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[saucybiscuits]

BUll SHit

notice what the capital letters spell.

 

[Paul-o-Rama]

 

[nickrdwd]

"i break for penquins"

 

[DiamondC]

lol i have the shocker on my chronics

 

[gunman]

i'd rather be fartleking....on my car right now.. i love it

 

[whattheshit]

shocker is lame. welcome to the year 2002.