Ah yes, rollout the Bush Bashing parade

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RESUME (November 2003) George W. Bush, The White House, USA

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>

> LAW ENFORCEMENT:  

> - I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the

> influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's

> license

> suspended for 30 days.

> - My Texas driving record has been 'lost' and is not available.

>

> MILITARY:  

> - I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL.

> - I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use.

>

> - By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty

> in

> Vietnam.

>

> COLLEGE:  

> - I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.

> - I was a cheerleader.

>

> PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:  

> - I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

> - I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I

> bought

> an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas.

> - I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took

> land using taxpayer money.

> - With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil

> industry

> (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

>

> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:  

> - I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making

> Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

> - During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden

> city

> in America.

> - I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in

>

> borrowed money.

> - I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American

> history.

> - With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's

> appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over

> 500,000

> votes.

>

> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:  

> - I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal

>

> record.

> - I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one

> billion dollars per week.

> - I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

> - I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

> - I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any

> 12-month period.

> - I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

> - I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the

> U.S.

> stock market.

> - In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and

>

> that trend continues every month.

> - I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any

> administration in U.S. history. My 'poorest millionaire,' Condoleeza Rice,

> has a Chevron

> oil tanker named after her.

> - I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.

> President.

> - I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most

> corporate campaign donations.

> - My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,

> Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S.

> History,

> Enron.

> - My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to

> assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

> - I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against

> investigation

> or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica

> Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest

> corporate rip-

> offs in history.

> - I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to

>

> intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

> - I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

> - I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded

> government contracts.

> - I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any

> President

> in U.S. history.

> - I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in

> the

> history of the United States government.

> - I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S.

> history.

> - I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations

> remove

> the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

> - I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

> - I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. 'prisoners of war'

> detainees

> and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

> - I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election

> inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

> - I set the record for the fewest number of press conferences of any

> President since the advent of television.

> - I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year

> period.

> After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst

> security failure in U.S. history.

> - The US garnered great sympathy after the World Trade Center attacks and

> less than a year later I made the U.S. the most hated country in the

> world, the

> largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

> - I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to

> simultaneously

> protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for

>

> protest against any person in the history of mankind.

> - I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,

> pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I

> did so against

> the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the

> world

> community.

> - I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in

> duty

> benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.

> - In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking

>

> Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.

> - I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans

> (71%)

> view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

> - I am supporting development of a nuclear 'Tactical Bunker Buster,' a

> WMD.

> - I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and

> Saddam Hussein to justice.

>

>

> RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

> - All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's

> library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

> - All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my

> bankrupt

> companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

> - All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,

> attended

> regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for

> public review.

>

>

> PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

Shit, he cant even write a resume well! you're not supposed to use I and it isn't supposed to be more than two pages!

This one goes out to all the depressed women in the house.

Whether you taken the Prozac, the Zanax, or the Pax, or whatever the hell they put in the caps.

I want y'all to come up to the front of the stage, grab me a shot of something along the way.

Put a smile on the front of your head.'

i think i'm gonna break up with girls more often just to have more breakup sex-strode420

 
i dont like the president anymore than the next guy but this is gettin to be much. and if ur canadian^ ur gay. someone from another country should not be able talk shit

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Jesus Christ, nice shot!
 
hmmm...and about the economy...didnt the DOW just hit 10,000?

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And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September the 11th, 2001 — to false comfort in a dangerous world. We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities. - George W. Bush

 
^ the dow has been at 10,000 before

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I think canadian have the right to talk shit about Bush (and i am American). Bush is fucking up the environment, whic effects canada, he is fucking up the US economy, which effects Canada, a lot of stuff that happens in the US effects Canada and a lot of stuff that Canada effects the US. So canadian can talk as much shit about Bush as the next guy, and i totally agree with what was said too

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Searching For The Truth

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'There is a difference between living and being alive.'

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'Hesitation will make your worst fears come true.' - JT
 
^smartest thing ive heard here in a while. americans have to realize that they arnt the center of the universe. and what they do affects other nations

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all good points, yet i am an american. i just thought this was a little funnier than some little kid coming on saying, I think bush is a doody heady! hee hee

This one goes out to all the depressed women in the house.

Whether you taken the Prozac, the Zanax, or the Pax, or whatever the hell they put in the caps.

I want y'all to come up to the front of the stage, grab me a shot of something along the way.

Put a smile on the front of your head.'

i think i'm gonna break up with girls more often just to have more breakup sex-strode420

 
there are some good points in there. But understand that there are two sides to every story.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
the economy wasnt bush's fault, but it wasn't his stupid tax return that boosted the economy either...

and also, war's, unless they end quickly, are never good for the economy.

- Julian
 
lol you liberals sure know how to argue the worthwhile topics. Ooo the president can't pronounce all his words correctly, therefore he can't be a good president. How weak is that??? He also is making the economy better, and yes, it wasn't his fault that the economy went so bad, as you have stated. And if gore was president, he wouldn't have taken action against that trade center stuff, all you guys were so pissed about it? but no, we can't fight thats not the right way, someone steals ur skis, and u see them, u just gonna say great have them dude, no you beat the poo outa them, thats from your perspective compared to the nations perspective . what now dirty libs?

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lol you liberals sure know how to argue the worthwhile topics. Ooo the president can't pronounce all his words correctly, therefore he can't be a good president. How weak is that??? He also is making the economy better, and yes, it wasn't his fault that the economy went so bad, as you have stated. And if gore was president, he wouldn't have taken action against that trade center stuff, all you guys were so pissed about it? but no, we can't fight thats not the right way, someone steals ur skis, and u see them, u just gonna say great have them dude, no you beat the poo outa them, thats from your perspective compared to the nations perspective . what now dirty libs?

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the DOW is over 10,000 and we have Saddam. Whats not to love? Everyone has a past, but that doesnt mean you can have an effective future. I hate you national esquire people that dwell on the facts like 'when bush was 12 he got caught with 800 pounds of cocaine under his bed...and yet he is still our president!!OMG!!!' your all ass rammers. he is a good president with leadership skills that most of you could only dream of. give it a rest.

 
i know some people that are incredibly smart, but do not attempt to be overly articulate in order to sound intelligent. both because they dont care and there is no point in talking like that. why wouldnt someone just talk simplistic so all understand...especially if your the president? i'd rather have a president who is a good leader and talks like a mongrol than an articulate piece of queerbate who doesnt know two shits about what being a leader is. thats why bush is so good. he is the peoples president. not some harvard fart head with a 4.0. granted bush did attend yale he has less than exemplary marks. you know what they say 'the A students end up working for the B & C students'

 
i guess i'm generalizing a bit, but thats what the liberals are doing so why not call them what they say they are?

queerbate that was hilarious...and quite randomly creative

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People's president? That means nothing.

As Socrates would put it, you go to a shoemaker to make your shoes, a doctor to help with your injuries, a cabinet maker to make your cabinets. Would you go to a shoe maker to tend your illnesses? No. Nor should you when selecting a leader. The leader should be he who is most capable of leading, not he whom the people prefer. Or rather, the people should prefer he who is most capable of leading. Unfortunately, in practice, the people are incredibly stupid as a group. Ah, democracy, 'the system which substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.'

 
you are correct, it can be either side, It was just hard to explain it without people bein confused on what i was saying.

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somebody above wrote this:

'and also, war's, unless they end quickly, are never good for the economy.'

how about WW II? created tons of jobs and brought the US out of severe depression.

I don't think the fact that we caught saddam changes anything. There will still be a threat of terrorism and American soliers will probably still be getting killed in Iraq, there are a lot of people that don't like the US too much.

 
true^ but it can also create mass deficit

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

-MARIAH
 
^Your both wrong. The Iraq war is a different kind of war in a different period of time. The USA fought a 100% different kind of war early midway in the century. To say all wars benefit the economy of a country is retarded. You lack the basic understandings of economics. it is quite easy to see why the war will not benefit the economy. dont get me wrong, i am in favor of the US and their actions but i am commenting on both of your false statements. the extra money spent on the war is money that will not be spent elsewhere. a war can be funded in a combination of three ways: Increasing taxes, Decrease spending in other areas, Increasing the debt,

Increasing taxes reduces consumer spending, which does not help the economy improve at all. suppose we decrease government spending on social programs. firstly we've lost the benefits those social programs provide. the recipients of those programs will now have less money to spend on other items, so the economy will decline as a whole. increasingg the debt means that we'll either have to decrease spending or increase taxes in the future; it's a way to delay the inevitable. Plus there's all those interest payments in the meantime. back in the days of WWII the USA had a totally different kind of economy, which is why the war benefited the USA at that time. they were rolling from an industrial state.

 
Big deal, we have saddam. And now what? Does that rebuild iraq? does that make us right? does that justify $87 billion going to iraq instead of our own country that can be spent on our own infrastructure, education, healthcare for everybody, police, firefighters, parks and wilderness (that we enjoy as skiers and that are more likely to be destroyed under bush than at any other time in the history of the US?)?

Amazing what kind of pull propaganda has on people throughout the country.

...Regular Pitbull with wings...

 
straightline...the US is already spending money on those items that you listed. infact more than any other country in the world. so your wrong with that statement. as for saddam...his capture has already led to other members of saddam's regime. so there you are wrong too. next?

 
i really dont see how people can wholeheartily support what Bush is doing with forgien policy. He's not making us safer, he's making us more hated. He completely disregarded the UN and then tells them they must help him clean up the shit we did. He is being very arrogant in what he does and sooner or later we will need allies. We shouldn't be excluding everyone like we are.

 
my favorite one was he was a cheerleader in Yale

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I always thought Bush steeze was when you go huge, then drop bombs on everyone watching you.

--west
 
OK yeah, the Dow is finally back to 10000 after six years and we did find sadaam. sorry george, youre gonna have to take two of those off. do ya think Kinkos will charge you much?

This one goes out to all the depressed women in the house.

Whether you taken the Prozac, the Zanax, or the Pax, or whatever the hell they put in the caps.

I want y'all to come up to the front of the stage, grab me a shot of something along the way.

Put a smile on the front of your head.'

i think i'm gonna break up with girls more often just to have more breakup sex-strode420

 
after six years huh?? wow i hope you feel dumb now because bush has been in office for almost 3 now dipshit, and he didn't go into hiding until the past 2 years

 
all of those economic records are bullshit. all of those happened within weeks of september 11th. those aren't his fault. And about the only president to enter office with a criminal record is bullshit look at the bill clinton thread.

 
this is the first time i have actually read through that and mos of them are bullshit. about high prices of shit, its because of inflation dumbfucks, and same with alot of the other bullshit accusations. if you actually read through it and thought abou each one, its easy to tell that they are bullshit.

 
what no one has anything to say??? i didn't think so. just because you can copy and paste bullshit, doesn't mean you are right.

 
man shut the fuck up, all i hear you do is spit rhetoric and make general statements. You probably don't even know what the fuck inflation is bitch, lets hear this shit if you're so godamn smart?

 
hahaha wow you want to challenge me in economics?? well for short inflation is the amount of raise in prices for a certain good or service over a time period. This is caused by the amount of currency floating around the country. Our money system is built off of blind faith. A U.S. dollar is worth about 0.0024 ounces of gold. In canada for a dollr you can get 0.0018 ounces of gold. the gold is worth the same it is just how much the government controls the amount of currency circulating. by controlling how much 'notes' are produced. now bitch i ask you why is bush spending the amount of money he is creating a deficit??

 
hahaha wow you want to challenge me in economics?? well for short inflation is the amount of raise in prices for a certain good or service over a time period. This is caused by the amount of currency floating around the country. Our money system is built off of blind faith. A U.S. dollar is worth about 0.0024 ounces of gold. In canada for a dollr you can get 0.0018 ounces of gold. the gold is worth the same it is just how much the government controls the amount of currency circulating. by controlling how much 'notes' are produced. now bitch i ask you why is bush spending the amount of money he is creating a deficit?? there is a theory behind it, and what is it, explain it to me.

 
It's good to see guys like skiinstead and skierdave sticking up for the president. I see that a lot of you are knockin' Bush on things that happend 30 years ago and occurrences he has no control over, September 11th. As for the guy who posted this, no one has a clear past and it's pretty damn easy to criticize other people for what they've done. Now whenever it's you getting judged or criticized lets see how you react. Everyone has imperfections in the past. Bush will sure as hell get my vote in 2004.

 
you dont care that bush can pronounce words? he is our fucking president. wow. and your right gore wouldnt have been much better, but hes a conservative dem., we dont want him either.

w.m.h
 
Yeah your right, lets get a Democrat liberal as hell in there and he can just single handedly turn our Democracy into a Socialist form of government.

 
ellerman...do you think articulation is what makes a president? bush is the peoples president. he is concise, laconic, and cuts to the shit with out speaking over peoples heads.

 
destruction, out government already is turning into a socialist government. Bush called for a worldwide democratic revolution, think about that.

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All of the shit said above doesn't even matter because all of that stuff before is bullshit. all of it. the economic stuff and everything. some idiot typed it up and posted it somewhere to try and be cool. Well now another idiot learns to copy and paste, so now he also thinks hes cool by posting bullshit made up stuff.

 
Its all wrong? Wow. Even the first post? Crazy. You must know Bush personally to know its all false. Is he is dumb in person as he is on TV?

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im just doing the same thing you all are doing now. automatically believing anything anyone says just because there parents told them that. or because fucking CNN told them that.

 
CrankSkimafia are you serious? Nothing you said what so ever is based on facts. Bush wants a democratic revolution? Thats a slight over zealous remark, but I'm not going to disagree because democracy is the way to go. For some reason you single out Bush with that idea though. Every president has dreamed of a world of democracy. As should every democratic person. It means freedom. A free world. Sounds nice to me. Of course there will be plenty of opposition, which is what we are seeing in Iraq, but realize everyone, no matter how pure in their thoughts, are somewhat resistent to change. Give it one generation and Iraq will be a thriving country where people no long have to worry about being oppressed by an evil facist dictator. Imagine if you had a daughter and she was hauled off to a rape room because she was out past curfew on the streets of Bagdad. That would suck right? Well thats the sort of stuff these people have had to deal with over the past two decades. Finally, our great leader, stepped in to do something about it. A great leader is just that. Who cares if he fumbles over the microphone. He is not a stupid man. People bitch about the fact that he was a no show for his guard duty. Honestly who cares. How many of you are in the military? Do you think him not being in the military affects his decisions? Have you heard the name Colin Powel? He is right there with the president to advise him on every militaristic move. You all say he is stupid yet he got thru Yale. Interesting...how many of you got thru Yale? Then there are the people saying he used to smoke up or what have you. Hell I figure all you pot smoking liberal tree huggers would be all up in arms for this guy. He acted in his own best interest? Horseshit again. 60 countries have supported us from beginning to end. Your arguments against him are purely opinionated. Step it up.

 
man fuck off, that was the most half assed explanation of inflation i've ever heard that's the general shit fill in the blanks shit head

 
To every single person who has said anything of this nature :'its not Bush, its his cabinet.' You are admit he is just a figurehead. How can you respect a figurehead president.

 
and another things. Iraq is not the US version 2. you can't simply set up an american democracy and expect it to function. You should realize that the US way should not be the world's way, that is why everyone hates us.

 
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