Afterbanging

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JDUB28

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Hey NS,

I came up with a really stupid idea today while trying to find an excuse to snap into my skis and boots: Planking, but with more steeze. I call it, "Afterbanging." What one does to afterbang, is stand in a weird place with skis and boots on, and then simply afterbang. Having gone through intense calculations, I estimate that afterbanging is 74.8% steezier and 24.9% dumber than planking. And also, lets be real: coning a

nd planking are waaayyyyy to played. So the new thing=afterbanging.

Heres a pic of me on top of my dog's cage:

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Now go newschoolers! Lose brain cells and afterbang like never before!

p.s: terrible afterbang is terrible, stupid idea is stupid, and cute dog is cute.
 
anyways, back in the day, 2005 or something i did something similar, i pretended to railslide the footboard of my parents bed, long story short i fell and my edges made a huge cut in the white wood veneer, i patched it up with white corrector fluid and drew the wood grains with grey pencil, they still haven't noticed it !

BOSS !
 
im telling.

when i was like 17 my parents went away for two weeks. it was my first time unsupervised overnight. so obviously i had friends over. we got to drinking and smoking and the whole night went perfectly with nothing getting broken or stained until... everyones taking off, my buddy goes to give me a high five, in his drunken state missed, stumbles, and goes head first through this like decorative table thingy right at the front door and the table just fuckin explodes. im talking tiny little toothpick pieces of wood, shards if you will. it took me the next week to find all the pieces, glue, sand, glue, clamp, sand, glue, paint. perfect. it was honestly like a jigsaw puzzle to figure out where every little tiny piece went back.

11 years later my folks have still never noticed, and that table has moved to three different houses since.

i dont live with my folks anymore, but i still fuckin crack up every time i walk in the door and see that table.
 
you do know that 74.8 + 24.9 = 99.7 and not 100??? just making sure because i cant honestly tell if this is a trolll.....no sarcastic remarks and data that doesnt make sense. hmmm a question to ponder while getting over how dumb you are
 
ok yes they can go higher or lower but why the hell would anything important equal 99.7% ?????any ideas??
 
lol. are you saying that you've never heard of the concept of say, a skinny man being 24% less fat than a fatter man?
 
the percentages are unrelated. it's like saying 40 pecent of the population likes jelly beans and 86 percent of lions are missing more than 4 teeth. they don't have to add up to 100. it's ok though. you may learn percentages in 6th grade buddy.
 
Hey. maybe he doesn't have a backyard.

That would explain why his dog is in a cage.

...Passing the 6th grade is some solid advice I must admit.
 
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