Affectionately reffered to as............

[PASKIINGSUCKS]

Ok I love my home mountain as much as the next guy but from time to time I'll hate on it in the form of a funny nickname.

I ski Bear Creek PA and sometimes it really lives up to what we like to refer to it as..........Bear Crap. So maybe some of you ski at a mountain that blows sometimes and have given it a nickname to better describe it amongst your friends.(I'm looking at you Midwest skiers)

So let's hear em, post up your nickname for your local molehill.

 

[ski420patrol]

my previous hill: shitty crack ------> shanty creek

 

[.jr]

I ski at Perfect North Slopes, and we all call it.. Perfects.. why? because its perfect! 400 vertical feet of 100% goodness.

sorry your hill sucks though

 

[robtheslobonacob]

ski sundown = ski rundown

 

[k-rob]

Sunshine --> Noshine

it's always fucking cloudy, but then again it's always dumping.

 

[anxju]

wachusett

--> wawa

 

[pat_in_the_hat]

showdown=slowdown

 

[richards]

snowvalley--->slowvalley./shitvalley

 

[Phill.]

bitter sweet------> BS (bullshit)

 

[Dumont92]

whaleback ---> whalecrack

 

[Italian.Stallion]

Bearcreek was actually pretty nice today.

 

[Six.0.Tree-ski]

wow thats a fuckin stupid nickname

whaleback---> whalegay

definetly not whalecrack

 

[0123456789]

gore->jorewhiteface->iceface

 

[dergblerp]

summit @ snoqualmie = Snocompton except summit actually does kinda suck alot.

 

[yuck]

horseshoe = whoreshoe

 

[i.ski.troll.]

uhh not all midwest parks are shitty....

well anyways the midwest park i ski at(in wisconsin) its called Trollhaugen.. we dont really have name that bashes it, it does suck usually but we usually just call it troll..

 

[drumbumocdp]

why i refer to ski sundown as ski rundown as well

and i also call ski sundown my home mountain.

who might you be kind sir?

 

[Avifarer]

Norquay > Snorquay

 

[JNix.]

Bousquet=Bousgay

 

[Dustin.]

Well when I try to teach my girlfriend things in the park, we go to "Freda's Incubator" - the small park at Keystone. Last year it was so crappy I started calling it "Freda's Masturbator", which was way more fun.

 

[skithesprings]

i ski at 7 springs and we call the parks different names,

Santa's Beard = Santa's Bush

The Alley = Beat Street

 

[Dhane]

mountain creek = dirty jerzit gets interesting when you have a whole state skiing on one small hill

 

[PhaedeD]

the alley is far from beat street..

 

[travispersaud]

horseshoe = horsepoo

 

[TerminatorX]

sunday river= someday bigger

 

[Aaaron.]

whitetail=whitefail

 

[carbon.pulse]

Mt Hutt --> Mt shut, Mt Slut...list goes on

 

[Happy.]

Grouse = the beast that shall not be named

 

[JosephStalin]

maple ski ridge= maple ski bump

 

[east_toast]

yes, and ski butternut = ski bustanut

 

[inactive]

i cant think of one for sunday river, i call it funday river, as gay as that might be
shawnee peak is scrawny peak. Mt sunapee is Mt sunapoonang

 

[robtheslobonacob]

i hail from burlington, known by most as rob. yourself?

 

[Santa-Cruz]

sierra summit --------> sierra scumit

not verry good but whatever

 

[treebeard]

Santa's Beard = heshen
no idea why

 

[Mooserz]

thunder ridge to thunder bump

 

[0123456789]

i know a few kids who ski at TR but they race

 

[C0RN]

alpine------> alpine outta eazy six fo

 

[TylerS]

Maple Ski Ridge ------> The Bump

 

[cobra_commander]

snoqualmie:snocrummy

alpental:shralpental

Stevens Pass: Stevens Ass.

Crystal:Medina

 

[Nicholas.]

smugglers notch...homos call it smugglers crotch....

and bolton-bowltown, cause it sucks unless you are blazed, and everyone there is.

 

[PhilboydStudge]

great divide=the rock

 

[emopoppins]

lost valley > the valley

sunday river > Sunday nigger

 

[Santa-Cruz]

the sundy river one doesnt make sense and its racist

 

[emopoppins]

you're racist.

 

[Santa-Cruz]

no no im not

 

[sarahskis]

breckenridge.

breckenfridge

you better breck-ognize

 

[Dumont92]

cool dude

 

[SKIDUBAIGUY]

Ski Dubai- The fridge

 

[Ski311]

i havent been to my home hill since I was four. I hear its a gnarly park now. http://www.mtmcsauba.com/

 

[wh@t]

Bogus Basin --> Bo-gay, Bogey Peaks, Brogus, Mt. Bogus.

 

[TerminatorX]

hahaha. coming from the kid with the the confederate flag.