Advice

you're always balanced in the air..... being balanced when you land... is a whole different story.

'You're not old enough to sell beer. It's against the law. I suggest you leave'

'Ok, listen hitler we don't have any German beer here so move along.'
 
It's not the height that kills ya, it's the landing.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
Tweak...if you don't, you never REALLY did the trick. Oh! And...When learning a new trick don't think, just huck...the more you thnk the less you huck!

K2*boy
 
Here's a quote from Seth Morrison, although it's slightly modified because I can't remember the actual quote: 'If you're not crashing, you're not trying.'

 
um....let me think for a minute....

my dad once told me when i was young boy to 'go big or go home' i always ended up going home because i went to big and i delamed like 3 pairs of skis in one season. i was about 12 or 13 or something like that it was my first season.

-Cause im a Cracka-
 
haha my dad...he usually hates the fact that I jump and when he finally saw me do it he told me to go bigger

im gonna kick your ass...from here to right over there
 
the best advice ive gotten was 'go get a red bull, they're great'

get off your computer..... go ski

rehab is for quiters

Homaophobia is gay

 
don't be such a fuckin pussy, just huck...

friend: You went to the ski store? Whatd u get?

me: I got head baby.

friend-in awe-: FROM WHO!?!?!

me: the guy behind the counter, i think his name was matt. Ya well he seemed pretty cool, didn't do much talkin. Got right to business; helped me with what i needed. Damn was he a good one. He coulda sold me some 10 year old skis if he wanted.

J-Dubbs, rockin the head skis!
 
HAHAH, love your icon dude, that's funny, haha.

Oh ummm yah, some more good advice I got once. 'Dude, just take your jacket and pants off and ski it in your boxers, hell of a rush.' Moments before me and PhattBevan shredded the gnar wearing not a whole heap.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
Drop into the pipe and smoke it! (get really high)

Dont do sleep and get eight hours of drugs. I don't know who I jacked that from but I liked it. Sorry

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^

(get really high)

My Neighbour's Dog has a 4 inch Clit

Quit Looking at Me SWAAAAANN! - Adam Sandler
 
commit to every thing, if you're not commited don't even waste your time.

'No matter how hot she is, someone some where is sick of her shit'
 
serioulsy, 'Dont do a backflip or a 360 the first time you hit a jump' Not the actual quote but close, from Mike Douglas...it is true cause i always fuck myslef up when i dont follow this rule...iseem to think about it everytime i am about to hit a jump and i fall

 
' the worst thing you can do is slow down.... or go way too fast '

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
 
'your 1080 boot up your ass is going to hurt alot less than if you screw up a rodeo 5, i don't know this for a fact, but in less you'd like to find out...' ~ Chris

it's compelling

 
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