people go balls out skinny dipping in heber hot springs like its a cool thing to do.
sure seeing girls tits is awesome
but what the fuck is this dude doing standing naked next to me, and why am i drinking 3.2% alcohol beer?
that situation there was probably damn near the gayest situation i've ever been in. the girls even wanted me to get in naked, like why not! they were serious, and i was like haha yeah...funny im just some tourist i have my nice swim trunks here im going to just flop around in that water there....im cool.
but then other people showed up and there WERE BALLS
everyone told me when i stayed at this house (place held a bunch of people, like 10 people in total, no joke). don't sleep with this one girl. shes got herpes already and its her first season. as if that was something to brag about ONLY HER FIRST SEASON MAN AND SHE GOT IT.
Then all the chicks in the house kind of had a consensus that all the chicks in park city were pretty promiscuous and said just be sure you wrap it up!
SLC has tons of females, and coming outta the midwest, i've never seen so much plastic surgery and blonde in my life. I think they are even on the map for being in the top 10 cities with percentage of population with plastic surgery enhancements or some shit.
Everyone keeps bring up squaw as a place to live at out west?
just move to SLC, wear an air respirator, and a full body condom while you are at it to be safe.
