Advice from a Sexpert

think of your dick like a bus, even its its a small bus..thats still a pretty big bus.

hahah

my brother used to do the "youre not fat, youre pretty" thing and his girlfriend would get mad pissed.
 
This was posted a while ago already, but it's damn funny.

"Girls like three things: dick, chocolate, and chocolate dick"

"You gotta look dangerous, if you put broken glass all over yourself then they will jump on you"
 
"give her this look, you know what that look is? its the hey, i dont have any depth perception, so to me, were already close" haha i just found that really funny
 
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