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i'm not trying to impress anybody with my story...or win a god damn pulitzer prize. i just felt like putting it out there.

i don't think many of you understood the internet sarcasm either...if i was wanted for murder, i probably wouldn't have much time for Newschoolers since i would be busy changing my name to Juan Filipe and moving to mexico.

it's been a day and i still haven't cooled off...i still want to ki.l him.
 
dude none of this matters...unless your parents are totally insane they will forget about it and not hold drinking a few beers against you. i think you will make out just fine. however equating your situation to a man being wanted for murder is totally uncalled for. make some shit up in the story telling us you actually did kill someone if you're going to waste our time with that nonsense.
 
will that really make you happy?

Fine...i fucking killed man. A transient...hit that fucker right in the head with a hammer. he was kinda twitchin on the ground so i hit him again and he stopped. i threw the hammer off a nearby bridge...along with the hobo. i'm so proud of myself wahoooo
 
wow.... hahahaha this story is so corny. Hes all like "Goodbye! Im gonna kill him Ill be a wanted man for murder!" hahaha stupid kid
 
dude the punishment wont be THAT bad for drinking. its easy to just say this was the one time you were going to try it and you fucked up. speak to them in an adult style to get adult respect. its manipulation, but dude you can get out of it. maybe a week grounded if you play your cards right.

as for you friend, just tell everyone cool you hang out with the story about him. he'll lose their friendship too
 
Don't kill him. You have documented evidence (this thread) to be used against you.

But seriously, that's fucking low. I would tell your parents the truth (what you told us). I don't think at this point it would help to deny drinking.

As for your friend. I don't want to be an accessory, but he deserves to be...uhhh..taken care of.I'm a rather passive person, and avoid confrontation more than I should, so me telling you to "maim" him means something. It should be worth whatever trouble you get into.
 
right an anonomous letter to his parents, about how he is gay or something. or how he deals drugs or something

but dude, your freinds a pussy for rating HIMSELF out. who does that?
 
k so ur 6'5 220 lbs, y why dont u kick the shit out of your "friend" that told and made up that shit. And r u 13 or what, cause i started when i was 14, its just u didnt say ur age.. if u r 13, then it would be bad, but if youre like 16 17, then its not as bad
 
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