Actual sustainable skis

[h3nry.]

[tag=279688]@pissnu_skis[/tag] and I have spent the past few days working on our prototype and we would like to officially announce our ski brand. Our skis are made of 100% Pine so we do not pollute the environment. They are hand made in Zermatt, Switzerland by a team of former Red Bull athletes. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Splinter 213 edgeless:

 

[pissnu_skis]

It feels so good to be helping the environment and producing a quality ski in the process! Cant wait to start production on these beauts. We will be taking applications for team members very soon!

 

[tutipups]

[tag=279688]@pissnu_skis[/tag] and I have spent the past few days working on our prototype and we would like to officially announce our ski brand. Our skis are made of 100% Pine so we do not pollute the environment. They are hand made in Zermatt, Switzerland by a team of former Red Bull athletes. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Splinter 213 edgeless:

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this is the definition of core

 

[keagan.karstens]

sponsor me and I’ll post clips w a cig in my mouth

 

[pissnu_skis]

sponsor me and I’ll post clips w a cig in my mouth

Check your pms

 

[DesertStix]

What’s the flex like on these bad boys? Can you do butters easily?

 

[pissnu_skis]

What’s the flex like on these bad boys? Can you do butters easily?

Flex is 10 but if your legs are tree trunks you can press the hell outta these fs

 

[DesertStix]

Thanks g I’m hitting the squat rack so I can flex these.

Flex is 10 but if your legs are tree trunks you can press the hell outta these fs

 

[jompcock]

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Foreword pressure looks like it might be a bit too high. Make sure you bring them to a shop to be properly tested by a certified tech.

 

[piss.boy]

post some riding clips of them before I buy

 

[Quaggy]

OP why do you have a shopping cart in your 3rd pic?

 

[h3nry.]

OP why do you have a shopping cart in your 3rd pic?

No comment

 

[Paul.]

Bet you wont pond skim them



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[Static]

Finally a ditch resistant ski for the working man.

 

[pissnu_skis]

Finally a ditch resistant ski for the working man.

They’re meant to be affordable for sure! You can find them at your local ace hardware or Home Depot. Wont be ditch snapping any time soon, they’re legit made for picnic tables- out of picnic tables.

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

Thanks g I’m hitting the squat rack so I can flex these.

They about as easy to butter as the ones thats been sitting in my fridge

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[mattytru]

love the even flex pattern on those

 

[ghoti_hook]

Has any one even seen these hitting a feature yet?

post some riding clips of them before I buy

 

[Professor-Modelo]

Paint them red and charge 900 ??

 

[lil.Boye]

Finally a ditch resistant ski for the working man.

Is it ditch resistant though? I think i need to make a roofbox review on them

 

[Knapzach]

I can definitely see myself making the mountain my playground on these

 

[Mackaroni_space]

I can definitely see myself making the mountain my playground on these

This meme is one of the ones that just can’t die

 

[PimpChimpin]

Bro these top sheets giving me simplistic vibes ??

 

[BrandoComando]

Will you offer wider versions for pow days?

 

[h3nry.]

Will you offer wider versions for pow days?

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We are working on testing out our new ski that has 152 mm underfoot. It will allow you to perfectly float on top the powder

 

[r00kie]

Dang, sustainable and attainable. Core af.

 

[pissnu_skis]

Will you offer wider versions for pow days?

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Splinter 2x6 coming once we get on our feet in this industry!

 

[Rhomas]

Specs?? Do they come in 191? Or just +300?

 

[creighton]

Thin them our for a softer flex

 

[pissnu_skis]

Thin them our for a softer flex

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Big fan of the particle boards

 

[AlexHallsEyebrow]

Actually on average 4.8 billion tons of carbon dioxide are released every year due to deforestation. Plus like another 2 million for the saw mill so I’d recommend going and cutting a tree down yourself, or just take someone’s deck apart

 

[gmantrooper]

sponsor me and I’ll post clips w a cig in my mouth

Cig boy

 

[Evantheshredster]

on TOP?!

We are working on testing out our new ski that has 152 mm underfoot. It will allow you to perfectly float on top the powder

 

[FastGreyGlasses]

become one with the picnic table on these