Achmed the terrorist!

[skiRay]

this is some funny shit imo. my heart almost stoped. i was laughing so hard (sorry if its a repost) http://youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

 

[skiRay]

bump

 

[snowriderdj]

old but funny

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

its about as funny as Larry the Cable Guy.

 

[ThaLetterM.]

which is zero funny

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Silence! I keel you!

Larry the Cable Guy is definitely a Southern thing because I am the only one on NS that enjoys him.

 

[kepler.]

Or Carlos Mencia...

 

[beer.]

maybe you just have a shitty sense of humor

 

[Cpt_Barbosa]

haha i watched that at like christmas time and i still laugh every time i watch it

IM GONNA HAVE CANCER TONIGHT

bahahahaha

 

[JC_Nolan]

Deffinitly mad funny

 

[*rkp*]

I don't even think this is that funny...

 

[shibby]

I find it reaaaaaallllly creepy. It's kind of funny too.

 

[timmi]

yeah nothing was funny about that.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Thank you.

 

[RudyGarmisch]

I think he meant that as "you have a shitty sense of humor."

Just sayin.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Yeah, I know. I said, "Thank you."

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Can you actually physically laugh at Larry the Cable Guy? My guts seriously wrench whenever I see him attempt a shoddy one-liner.

 

[ThaLetterM.]

same here. him, carlos mencia, and jeff dunham are so painfully corny i cant even put it into words

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Yeah, I actually know the guy and he's funny off stage.

 

[Benedetto.]

that puppet guy was voted the best stand up comedy show during january, a month on comedy central devoted to stand up. i remember the first half hour and first few puppets funny then the second half hour suckedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.

larry the cable guy is hilarious but ron white is even funnier

 

[Shpadoinkle]

You are the only other person on NS who likes Larry. And yes, Ron White is funnier.

They call me Tater Salad.

 

[gordie.]

demetri martin rules all

 

[beer.]

no way? hes funny off-stage? I would think that as a comedian you would try to showcase your best attempts at humor when you're on stage. maybe im crazy

and what the fuck does they call me tater salad mean? or git r done? or any of that shit?

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Oh, shoosh.

OMG. Just listen to the story Ron White is telling. It's his alias.

Git R' Done means "Get it done," but was transformed with Southern accents into Git R' Done.

 

[skithebert]

dude ron white is funny. there is no question that he is head and shoulders above all the other guys.

he stands alone.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Here's the "They call me Tater Salad". I couldn't embed.

 

[jwaveson]

You aren't the only one that likes larry the cable guy. I'm more so a fan of Ron White and Bill Engval.

 

[Schmidnj]

Ron white is the only funny person on blue collar comedy tour.

 

[Mr.O]

Gotta love Ac-flem-med the terrorist

Dashing

through the sand

with a bomb strapped to my back.

I have a nasty

plan

for Christmas in Iraq.

I got through checkpoint A,

but not through

checkpoint B.

That’s when I got shot in the ass

by the US

Military…

[it’s not

funny!]

Oooh,

jingle bombs, jingle bombs

Mine blew up you see.

Where are all the

virgins

that Bin Laden promised me?

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle

bombs

U.S. soldiers shot me dead.

The

only thing that I have left

is this towel up on my

head.

I used to

be a man,

but every time I cough,

thanks to Uncle Sam,

my nuts keep

falling off.

My bombing days are done.

I need to find some

work.

Perhaps it would be much safer

as a convenient store night

clerk.

Oooh,

jingle bombs, jingle bombs

I think I got screwed.

Don’t laugh at me

because I’m dead

or I’ll kill you…

I KILL

YOUOUOU!

 

[Nicholas.]

haha okay i wasnt gonna wsay anything but you are officially the biggest name dropper on this site, ive heard you drop like 10 in the past and this is the third one today there was dumont, then this and one other i forgot.....just saying.

 

[Wis_Skier_23]

i think its pretty funny...i have seen it SOOOO many times though that its not as funny anymore...i like this better

 

[Shpadoinkle]

What am I supposed to say?

Knowing "Larry" isn't a big thing in my neck of the woods. (No pun intended.) We party with the same people. Get over it.

I MET Dumont at NAO. Who didn't?

If you want to meet "famous" people then walk outside.