According to my butthole....

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i had a burning shit yesterday morning, i feel you. whenever i have poop like that i promise myself that i'm never eating hot wings again, but a few days later i'm back at it
 
Now I want Ethiopian food. I'm gonna have to sit with this feeling for a while now. The nearest Ethiopian is at least five hours away. Look what you've done!
 
my poops usually tell me how well i ate the day previous. today was a good one. must have been that bowl of granola..
 
I ate a dried ghost pepper last thursday and it was really fucking hot, so I was sure I was gonna have a really harsh dump eventually, but it never happened. I guess all the capsiacin got used up in my mouth and stomach, which felt like it was being burned through four a couple hours. Worst stomach pain I've had, and a couple hours after I ate it I just started sweating profusely for a few minutes then it suddenly stopped.
 
Damn good food. The Ethiopian cuisine in the first world is actually food that Ethiopian royalty ate. So, not commoners food. The people in Ethiopia eat gnarly shit, like shredded raw beef or boiled collard greens swimming in butter
 
I thought that too after my first time at a place in Ottawa, but was pleasantly surprised. For some reason (perhaps the excessive fibre) I had the most delightful of poops in the following days.
 
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