Accidentally swiped left on a girl who's top shared interest was newschoolers.com

[BootAdviceBot]

This morning I decided to finally download tinder against my better judgement.

Having fun browsing through learning how to use the application when finally a girl appears who's picture is them on a pair of skis and I'm thinking to myself "There is a god after all" especially after seeing newschoolers in our shared interests.

Naturally me having almost no clue how to use the application yet, I swipe left foolishly.

After another 10 minutes of swiping, I am beginning to think that she was the only female skier on tinder within 100km of this snow-forsaken southern-Ontario town.

Could this have been the Bong to my slayer?

 

[270on420out]

It was ellie rasta

 

[.Hugo.]

She most likely swiped left on you as well, so no worries

 

[Dragonslayer101]

Vibes

 

[cornholio]

i would rather have a chick slay my bong than bong my slayer, if you know what i mean

op likes pegging

 

[stickerman]

southern ontario call out

 

[onLINE]

try deleting the app and reinstalling it, otherwise your fucked and will never find another girl to bang.

 

[seward]

maybe try looking for her on grinder.

similar app with way more "ski poling".

good luck op.

 

[lurking]

She wouldn't wanna be around a guy that calls himself bongslayer anyways

 

[rtl32]

Get "iker for tinder" on the app store, it allows you to see everybody you've swiped left on and you can undo it I think.

 

[fghtoffyrdmns]

Op is nothing compared to the bong lord

 

[Anathema]

thats why you swipe every girl right and see what you get.

 

[plyswthsqrrls]

thats bush league op

everyone knows when this happens your only solution is to take her distance away from you, draw a big ass circle on a map with that radius around your house, and knock on every god damn door on that circle until you find her.

then you say hello, hit her with that chloroform from inside your jacket, drag her to your car and throw her in the trunk. instant tinder success story + new ski friend for life

 

[Chubbs.]

thats bush league op

everyone knows when this happens your only solution is to take her distance away from you, draw a big ass circle on a map with that radius around your house, and knock on every god damn door on that circle until you find her.

then you say hello, hit her with that chloroform from inside your jacket, drag her to your car and throw her in the trunk. instant tinder success story + new ski friend for life

 

[Yourboybangs]

op got left swiped

 

[CluckaChuck]

FUUUUUUUCK Vibes+++++

 

[Slush]

inb4 girl shows up on this thread

 

[no_steeze]

Sorry that was me, I have an alias as a skier girl who smokes weed on tinder. But if it makes you feel better I probably would've raped you if we had met up

 

[Shredsterr]

Sorry to hear that man. Vibes and prayers from Canada. We're hoping for a miracle for you here.

 

[Mingg]

Was it a green keep the shred alive tall t? I live in buffalo...that might have been me...

 

[op14]

it was marsland

 

[Dobber]

it was marsland

MARSLANDDD!

 

[veng_m]

op is nothing compared to the powerbong2000

 

[.lencon]

Was it a green keep the shred alive tall t? I live in buffalo...that might have been me...

Hey we have a match.