Abstenence

wow, i dont know, but thats fucked up

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I fucked a dead midget on an altar in our local church, and then i shot my load all over the crucified jesus. but i dont think thats ripping on the bible. 666 SATAN DIE! LUCIFERI WORSHIP ANAL CUNT BLOOD!!! SATAN!

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^baha. i usta think it was cool, i didnt fuck till i was 19. but then i figured, why save yourself when chances are your future partner didnt??? You'll say to your wife 'i saved myself for you' and she'll say 'thats nice. i've had sex in every country that has a vowel in its name.' and you'll be like 'i'm a dumbshit.' so then i became a manwhore. i even fucked a fat chick once. booyah.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

don fok wif me ruf sker wist syde crue nga

 
twice.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

don fok wif me ruf sker wist syde crue nga

 
ok i fuck fat bitches all the time

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

don fok wif me ruf sker wist syde crue nga

 
fat chicks are the shit

but depends how fat were talking.

i wont touch anything thats got 50lbs on me

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k, personally, i used to be really into abstinance. but it's just not very realistic, especially not for me. i like to have fun, i think sex is fun, so why shouldn't i do something that i think is fun? if i'm careful about it, whats the big deal. it's just like skiing, you dont hit a jump without checking hte landing first (well, not me anyways), so youd ont have sex without checking if they're clean first...it's a simple question to ask. oh, and about being pregnant, it's called, birth control AND condoms, if you're really that worried about it. and as for ripping on the bible...the bible rocks, our whole society is based on the teachings of the bible, it's about MORALS not about 'jesus did this' the base is morals, if we didn't have morals, we would be nothing but a bunch of hooligans. (well, some of us are anyways)

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I don't pay the rent but I buy the booze, and the reefer but I smoke it all so I guess that doesn't really matter.
 
plus, abortions are free.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

don fok wif me ruf sker wist syde crue nga

 
Yeah, I used to be abstinent... um, then I had sex.

Anyway, if you're not a really horny bastard, abstinence is great and actually keeps a lot of shit off your mind. For example- there's birth control, condoms, etc. etc. etc. If a chick's on birth control, you're reasonably safe and don't really have to worry about pregnancy... but STDs are definitely some scary shit. It's even scarier when you realize that condoms break ALL the time, and you never really have any idea about the shit you could be getting from someone.

And just to touch on pre-marital sex... what I've learned in my limited sexual experience is that sex is just like kissing... some people are good at it, some aren't. Some have different styles that don't correspond with yours. Personally, I want to know that the girl I'm going to marry is good in the sack BEFORE I marry her and consign myself to a lifetime of bad sex.

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abstinence is for pussies. if a girl tells you shes abstinent it means she thinks your mad ugly.

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abstenince is absolutley the most retarded thing i've ever heard of. If you that fuckin scared fo STD's or pregnancy, there are pills, shots, rubbers which will stop it all. For those who are just too inot god or doing the right thing will then to each there own, but your fuckin retarded and believe me god wants everyone fuckin. if more people fucked we would have less war. when people talk about waiting for mr right or mrs. right you should slap em. sex is natural and its just fun to do. when you actually love someone you just want to be with em, sex is 100% complete bonus, and way better. But you don't want to go into your first time with someone you really really like, everyones first time sucks and they suck at it. you gotta practice first. what better way to make the girl you like love you then know the secrets of the sack. in the end i conclude by saying abstenince is fucking retarded and anyone who preforms this stupid act should get there dick cut off. period. that'll teach em.

sacrifice, to some its just a word, to others it is a code, what matters is the colony, he is willing to live for the colony, fight for the colony, die for the colony.

 
Wow you guys are ignorant. The whole 'It cant happen to me attitude' is complete BS. That little pill isnt somthing you can 100% trust your life to. An unwanted Pregnacy is the SCARIEST shit you will EVER have to deal with. Trust me...my ex was on the pill and still got pregnant cause it wasnt 100% compatible with her body and there was no way to tell that before hand. And not all girls can that easily just say oops, get an abortion and pretend it never happened. I am not saying that abstinance is the way to go cause sex is amazing but once something happens you kinda rethink your priorities a bit. So I think some of you people need to get your heads out of your asses and realize that yes there are risks and also let people make their own choices. If they want to be abstineant till the day they get married then all the power to them, and if they want to be complete sluts then thats their choice too. Dont rip on peoples beleifs and choices just cause they arent the same as yours.

 
something to think about: if your wife and yourself have both been abstinent until marriage and begin to have sex, can it be noticeably bad for either of them? i mean, they have no previous experiences to compare to...

Joel
 
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you know damn well if sex is good or bad the first time you do it. the first time i had sex, the girl was pretty damn bad, you can just tell when its bad. its not feelin too good and shes just not turning you on to the fullest, even if shes hot. good sex is when both people unleash every emotion in their bodies and get really into it. bad sex is when one or both people are shy and aren't into it for shit.

-paul

i think i think i like it like thata

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when sex is bad its 100% the girls fault.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

 
i think Tiffy sums up everything, like she always does in a serious thread. it's a good thing to wait so you don't have to walk down the street and some girl you fucked last yr said you knocked her up, hand you the baby and slap you in the face. ALL protection are not 100% effective and not every girl can get up the nerve to go get an abortion. don't bash on the bible, it's the oldest book we have and it actually teaches you morals.

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all of you that are 'bashing' the Bible have no idea what you are talking about, the Bible does not say that any other sex besides sex to make babies is a sin, it says that any sex outside of marraige is a sin. it also does not ban all fun things, you can do tons of fun stuff following Gods law. personally, i am remaining abstinant till marraige, and so is my girlfriend, the main reason to remain abstinant is to save yourself for your spouse, and STDs and pregnancy are other good reasons also. its amazing how ignorant most people are on the subject of STDs, you say as long as you know ur partner is clean, its ok... ha, i bet you would be surprised how many people have an STD you dont know about. basically....1 in 4 people has herpes, so ur chances are not good. its not gonna be a good day when you wake up and have a sore on ur dick, or some other worse case of STD.

 
if you have a girlfriend you could just go down to a clinic and get tested like me and my girl did. theres ways of knowing dude. and if your smart about shit then theres such slim chances of a pregnancy occuring. birth control AND condoms my friend, and sometimes to be really safe even the sponge. and for those of you who dont know what the sponge is; its a sponge, with spermicides in it, i hope i dont have to explain where it goes, its pretty self explanatory.

-paul

i think i think i like it like thata

*Official Martha Stewert of NS*
 
i dont think the main problem lies within the couples that wait a year, say that they should have sex, and get tested, then do it...the main problem is the people that go out, get wasted, stoned, etc... and screw whoevers there. those are the people that get the STDs, get girls pregnant, and so on. (unfortunately, this post does not really pertain to the topic, more on the idea of STDs and unwanted pregnancy)

 
yeah but when people go out to bar and drink they know the effects of alcohol. and they know that it could lead them into a situation where a one night stand might occur. i dont really see a problem there, its your own decision if you want to drink and fuck, nobody is holding a gun to your head. you people are so conservative and sheltered, live free or die.

-paul

i think i think i like it like thata

*Official Martha Stewert of NS*
 
^ haha i agree. the whole concept seems pretty ridiculous to me. ......god and religion...not abstinince.

i think sex waiting til marriage is well up to each person...but really...who wants to wait til marriage? there is nothing morally wrong with sex. its a natural thing. as long as you are safe about it...then go nuts. ...well maybe not go nuts...but you get my drift. i sure wouldnt want to wait til marriage and have a bad honeymoon and find out my new husband sucks.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...

 
people who are absinent have to masturbate more than people who have sex

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