Absinth

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Anyone ever have this? My friend brought some back from Germany, It's got this glowing emerald green color and it tastes so damn good it's like drinking licorice.

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i think there is a way you have to prepare it for the fun stuff to happen, ill try it when i go to amsterdamm.

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Get a sugar cube and dip it in it then light it on fire, then stir it up. It doesn't take that much since it's 180 proof

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yeah ive had alot

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mmmmmm i want some

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
Just hope you don't get caught I had like 5 friends try to bring some back and only 1 made it back with it. The rest got their shit taken.

'i thought about getting some but then i heard that they support underage drinking, swearing, and fighting. those are not part of my newschool experience.' -Feschies on Ninthward
 
^ lipen is that the true shit? because a lot of absinthe is wormwrood reduced, so you wont hallucinate, youll just get hammered. in quebec where i live these days they have it at the SAQs, and its 70 something % alchohol volume....with that you dont really need to hallucinate

and just a word of caution be careful lighting the sugar cube, i set my entire desk on fire. alchohol is flamy shit

 
Yes, that's the stuff from euro trip. Thus why they were seeing the green fairy thing.

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For the most part it felt just as if I was really drunk. We were out in the woods camping it was fucking awesome except when I finally went to bed in my tent every time I'd almost be asleep i'd hear this 'crackle crackle crackle' and this fucking raccoon comes up and kept nudging my leg with it's nose through the tent

'i thought about getting some but then i heard that they support underage drinking, swearing, and fighting. those are not part of my newschool experience.' -Feschies on Ninthward
 
hell ya that'd be sweet^. But i've heard that it doesn't really make you hallucinate. It just really fucks you up.

 
the green color of it would also be nice for st. patties day. haha i could just see someone drinking that and thinking that they are a lepurcaun.

 
yea it's legal in canada. and yes it's a hallucinagenic.

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all those bottles on the comp a few pictures up are knock off brands.

real absinth isnt bright green, its a very very light clearish green,

my friend and my brother and i drank a fifth of it, that he brought back from prauge, i didnt halucinate at all. i got fucked up to the point of passing out. well i might have seen things, but i dont remember.

but all the fake kinds are just vodka with green food coloring in it and a label.

 
is there anyway to tell a knock off besides the color. and ive heard now that their are online website where you can purchase the real thing, or so they claim. they actually advertised for it in our school paper

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absinth is made from wormwood, not opium and the best absinth is from spain--its the strongest i guess. I spent alot of time in europe with a friend and his older brother and he had a bottle of REAl absinth from spain in his flat, but he wouldnt let us try it because a friend of his did at some bar in amsterdam and ended up on a bench in a different country with a ticket to mexico and a sombrero on his head. I guess it realllly makes you hallucinate.

 
that picture wasnt absinth. i think it said 55 % on it absinth is 75% and a like more blue in color. its fun when u mix it proper and trip out. its like acid or mushrooms but not as bad for u.

 
best is from czech republic or spain. and yeah, its wormwood not opium, and yeah, it makes you hallucinate if prepared properly. and 180 proof means its 90%

 
thanks for clearing up the 180 proof to 90% thing...

does the stuff you can buy in Quebec make you hallucinate? its 150 proof, so i guess even if you miss out on the hallucinations you still get fucked up good and proper

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the proof, or alchohol content, of the absinth doesnt really have anything to do with hallucinations, the only thing that causes hallucinations in absinthe is the wormwood, so basically if you get the authentic shit it should have wormwood, i dont know how much, and im not even sure if it says so on the bottle, but real absinthe isnt cheap, and it should be an extremely high proof, like 180 proof, because you need an extremely alchoholic solution to extract the hallucignogenic chemicals in the wormwood

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absinth mmmmmmmm i want some!!!!!!! wasted and holusination kool

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hahaha ben. you light your desk on fire?! AHHAHAAH you never cease to amaze me with the things you manage to do.

Iv never had alot of absinth befor, but a firend of mine had a little sample bottel of real absinth and i tasted it. It was pretty good. really strong. but i liked it.

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it doesnt taste good, it didnt make me trip, i just got really sick. i had a few long islands then 2 shots of it, nothing too wild. until the projectile vomit

 
my sister got my dad some of it,..but it was with the souther glowworm or something like that so it wasnt as strong as the real stuff cause its illeagal here in canada.

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take it from someone in europe: pretty much the only place you can find real absinthe that is hallucinogenic is the czech republic or other eastern european countries. The real shit is like most of you have said a very light green so it looks almost bluish and the best shit has actual pieces of wormwood in the bottle when you buy it, and yes it will FUCK you up

 
alot of the absinthe sold does not contain wormwood as its ingerdients anymore. The shit in portugal still does, but if you find it in alot of places around europe it wont. the are alot of places in spain and some places on frances SW coast. And im sure eastern europe its still available. When we found it in Belgium and in the Netherlands it did not have any hallucinagenic substances in the bottle. but in amsterdam just mix it with shrooms and you should be fine.

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my friend just got back from spain, and he told me he and his family including parents were tripping on absinthe and went to a flamenco show and it was nuts

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mmmmm absinth. 70% of alcohol or even more, don't remember.

but abd absenth tastes like kerosene

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skiierman, its not even that bad i know tons of ppl that have done it, and one of the kids was the biggest pussy i know. idk why ive never done it tho

 
alot of people who say they have had absinth have had absinth refined which is legal. the regular absinth is illegal in the United states and in most of Europe.

its pretty nasty just like most alchohols made from tree bark are. but luckily you dont need to drink alot for it to get you high.

 
i bet the holes in their stomachs would disagree.

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um, 180 proof? I dont fucking think so, you were pbly had. The strongest absinth is czech, and its MAYBE 160 proof. Normally its 140 proof.

Plus, overproofing it is stupid because the alcohol would cancel out the wormwood.

And I'll tell you one more thing: I faked every orgasm!
 
the regular absinth is 180 proof but they have something called absynth refined which is legal and the proof is less.

 
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