Abraham lincoln is jesus

[squeakywaffle]

True story. He was going to start up that 'second coming' shit but then john wilkes boothe shot him up and he was about to choke a bitch but then he decided humanity wasn't ready and went back to live underground or wherever jesus lives.

Also he has been in contact with mel gibson, this is why the apocalyptos were right about the world ending in 2012. But it will be the third coming, not the second. Bitches.

 

[squeakywaffle]

fuck my friend got on my computer i am so sorry, delete this thread.

unless anyone else here thinks the same thing, in which case, by all means, discuss...

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Its true, no question.

 

[hk_]

I knew it, you only confirmed it! Wanna make a movie about it?

 

[nitsua]

haha. sweeeet. gotta love theorys

 

[BrokenBones]

I believe it, his hands were fuckin huge!

 

[Rock_Harder]

...you sir are fulll of shit

The

 

[Rock_Harder]

...you sir are fulll of shit

The guy who invented jello is Jesus, end of story

 

[derbski]

hahaha

 

[eheath]

Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PMw8NtYtgBo