A WELCOME, A THANKS, AND A RANT

Grimace.

Grimace.

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March 2nd 2005 I became a member of the newschoolers community. At the time i was known to some as freeskier235. I was what some called a n00b and subjected to much hate. I choose to dedicate my 4000 post to all of the new members of newschoolers. to all of the skiers just starting out and are being hated on all the time. I would like to remind everyone on here that at one time you where new and no what it feels like. So every one stop the hate and welcome the newpeople.

and i leave you with the lyrics from shaggys hit song luv me luv me.

Original lover, lover, mm, yeah, uh

(Yeah)

Catch a groove girl, catch a groove, that's right

Lover, lover, lover, mmm, Shaggy, DJ

A who da man dat love to make you moist and wet

(Uh)

A who da man dat love to make you moan and sweat

(Uh)

A who da man dat love to make you scream out "yes"

(Mr. Lover, Mr. Lover)

A who da man dat love to make you moist and wet

(Uh)

A who da man that love to make you moan and sweat

(Uh)

A who da man dat love to make you scream out "yes", naw

(Mr. Lover)

Sugar

Sweet, succulent and fine

A twinkling eye on my darling divine

I love the way you move all the way you're designed

Your only lines are my mind, forget the corny line

Now let me hit you off with this question sign

You seem to be the type for me to wine and dine

A little candlelight dinner toasted over some wine

Well, I will hit you off with this lyrical rhyme

Now Mr. Lover keep her rockin', Mr. Lover keep her rockin'

Mr. Lover keep her rockin' and swing

Now Mr. Lover keep her rockin', Mr. Lover keep her rockin'

Mr. Lover keep her rockin' and swing

Chorus: Janet (Shaggy)

Ooh boy, I love you so

Never, ever, ever gonna let you go

(That's right)

Once I get my hands on you

(Luv me, luv me, luv me sex machine)

Ooh boy, I love you son

(Mmm hmm)

Never, ever, ever gonna let you go

(That's right, uh)

I hope you feel the same way too

(You know dat)

Step in my caravan of love

So I can love, gonna give you hotter rubs

Dem ever wet kissies wit' dem brazen hugs

And now your sweet, silky body on my Persian rug

While we sippin' Coke from da same ol' mug

I'm readin' fortune cookies from the Chines proverb

It had some great stuff written in it with some cool rub-a-dub

A little ol' reminisce in the hot tub, huh

Janet (Shaggy):

Mr. Lover, Mr. Lover, Mr. Lover

(Let's fog up some window sills, girl, uh)

Mr. Lover

(Catch a groove back girl, catch a groove)

Mr. Lover, Mr. Lover

Chorus

Shaggy (Janet):

Girlie, girlie

You woke up a real love machine

Girlie, girlie

I live to make your beat

Girlie, girlie

Huh, I'll hit you between da sheets

Girlie, girlie

Whoo, I'll make you moan and scream

Girlie, Girlie

Yeah, you woke a real love machine

Girlie, girlie

Whoo, I'll hit you between the sheets

Girlie, girlie

Girl, you love to moan and scream

Girlie, girlie

You know what I'm sayin'

(Yeah)

Shuh

Girl, you're unique

Now let me take a whiff of that sweet physique

You're the only girl allowed to make my heart stop beatin'

Let me, ha, ha, start lickin' (?), let's kick it heartlessly

To be the lady of your color is an honor indeed

Leave a lastin' impression for weeks and weeks

I want to throw rose petals to your humble feet

Lay you gently on my sheet and sexercise you to sleep, huh

Janet (Shaggy):

Mr. Lover, Mr. Lover, Mr. Lover

(Uh, yeah)

Mr. Lover

(Catch a groove back girl, catch a groove)

Mr. Lover, Mr. Lover

Mr. Lover, Mr. Lover, Mr. Lover

(Let's fog up some window sills, baby)

Chorus

Shaggy (Janet):

The ladies still want me, hot like fire

If you come wit' me, you, me, can retire

Anytime you model girl, an instant fire

Somehow your power with Tommy Hilfiger

'Nuff dat designer wan' know your name

'Nuff of dem a put your picture in a picture frame

Wanna feel your body, man can't put no fame

Some model, of mi girl, and go enjoy your fame

Luv me, luv me, luv me, sex machine

I'm guaranteed to make you moan and scream

Luve me, luv me, luv me, sex machine

I'm guaranteed to make you moan and scream

Luv me, luv me, luv me, sex machine

I'm guaranteed to make you moan and scream

Luv me, luv me, luv me, sex machine

(Mr. Lover, Mr. Lover)

(Ooh boy)

I wanna tell this lady

So just come on, 'cause I'm the original Cupid

(Ooh boy)

Whoo, just like a stick through the arrow

Makin' us mate, ha, ha, ha

(Ooh boy)

Yeah, whoo

(Ooh boy)

'Cause I'm the ladies choice

And the girls get moist for the sound of the baritone voice

You get that, you get that

Baby, lover

Sexy undercover, uh, uh

Mr. Lover, uh, check out, check out

And I just love the way you just fog up my window sills, baby

Yeah, ooh

(Ooh boy)

(Ooh boy)

Let me know

I ain't gonna use no glow-in-the-dark you know what

It ain't hard to see, baby, whoo

(Ooh boy)

Swing low, swing low, whoo, swing low

(Ooh boy)

Lovin' all that, lovin' all that, shake it, baby, shake it

(Ooh boy)

Dig it, dig it, dig it, I dig it, I get it, I dig dat, I dig dat

(Ooh boy)

Lover, lover

(Lover, lover)

Sexy undercover

(Lover, lover)

Rauncy mutha, mmm mmm, no, no

Check it out I'm spinnin'

(Lover, lover)

Whoo

(Ooh boy)

Catch a groove back girl, catch a groove back

Let dem know dat

(Ooh boy)

I love this little funky beat

(Ooh boy)

Terry Lewis, Jimmy Jam said dat, uh

(Ooh boy)

Mr. Lover

(Mr. Lover)

Whoo

Wicked undercover

(Mr. Lover)

I'll be your nighttime lover

(Mr. Lover)

Wicked undercover

(Mr. Lover)

so lets make like the bunnies do and keep the peace.
 
haha ok... then i will just say....i dedicate my 10,000 post to making a thread about posts that are not even real yet, thread....
 
hahah. id like to say, that although i have a shitty username, and less than 30 posts, i have been a member of this site since march 2004. yet somehow im still a noob. post counts are just a number.

but thanks for the laugh, as this tread is fucked
 
oh cole, dont you know that no matter your user number or how long you have been here i still pwn you in ski related know how. hahahahahahaha, you stupid park ranger
 
you should give some reasons why this thread is so called "Gay" cause last time i checked there has not been any mention of someones sexuality on here
 
screw off nick.

hahahahahahaha. that was a great day, the day i earned my of park ranger. long story.

ask ski_cartel if you really want to hear it
 
wow look whos the big man. What ever thats the last time i follow directions on a hike out from you...............ever. When we hit some more bc I LEAD and you follow.

Last time you lead us EVER
 
yea i have way too many posts for the time iv had this account, but when i first came on this site a long time ago i was hooked.
 
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