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linejibber550

linejibber550

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ive summed up many ski companys into a few helpful words so when your thinking of buying from them you know what to expect so heres the guide:

Line SKis: a few drunk teenagers with some super cool 'Purfect Twintips'

K2:super punk graphics biotch

Dynastar: good quality skis from france

Head: you want to get some!

Volant:Just OK

Atomic: stiff mofos

Rossignol:SCRATCH yourself untill you buy them

Elan:shitty wannabe twintips

Fischer:more shittie wannabes

Armada: SHHH! its a secret!

Salomon: Good skis.

Bottom line everything sucks -Seth Morrison

free the heel!

dynastar is better than line i cant chage my screen name without losing my precious posts:( freeskiing is not a crime. washington represent! jonny moseley sucks! DOH!

Duffman can't breath ooh yah! That brown spot needs a little h20 ooh yah! snowlerblder hater.
 
What the fuck, this shit is nothin. u should get your face out of your ass and stat to relize what the fuck is going on. that would be alot more helpfull then these faggot ass, explannations

 
im just trying to entertain!!!!!!!!!!!! im good at dealing with people!!!!!!! what is wrong with you people!!!!!!!!! im going to kill you then me!!!!!!!!! because im good at stuff!!!! mother fucker!!!!!!!! 'sigh' i need anger managment class

Bottom line everything sucks -Seth Morrison

free the heel!

dynastar is better than line i cant chage my screen name without losing my precious posts:( freeskiing is not a crime. washington represent! jonny moseley sucks! DOH!

Duffman can't breath ooh yah! That brown spot needs a little h20 ooh yah! snowlerblder hater.
 
giggles is just mad because he rides blizzards and they weren't on the list.

''New socks is like sex to the feet.''
 
plain fucking retarded, but i like it

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
scott usa is still cool

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
once again the 10 post bitch giggles is talkin shit about stuff he doesn't know. harvey can we just kick him off?

....west
 
i no a lot more about this shit then your hairy ass, dont stereotype me to the dumn ass catogory, cuz ill be the most knoligble fuck u ever did totch

 
Volant is not just OK, have you ever riden a pair? I ride machetes and they are great skis. How can you say something is shitty without experiencing yourself?

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Andrew

SUVs Suck!
 
hes so knoligble...that he cant even spell knowledgeable right...thats cool man...but i probably shouldnt say too much too you, or else youll probably bust a cap in my ass...cuz we be bling blingin up and down the street. showin gold from head to feet. a badass mother fucker sporting a gun. makes little boys and girls get up and run.hahaha...ok...so i dont know what im saying...despite known reasons

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
'i no a lot...' - The infamously retarded giggles. i believe what you were trying to say is know, this forum is for people who actually want to converse w/ each other, some of are pricks some of the time, but it is funny then, you are just being kinda annoying

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech

 
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