A tribute to unicorn

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An10a_Eng

Active member
Dear Victor,

It breaks my heart to be so far away from you and see you so little now, especially since you have a sweet beard these days. So as a tribute to your unprecedented awesomeness, I think we should all share stories of how you have improved our lives:

1) oh hey nicole/swastika tattoo on the way to holiday valley

2) snowballin bitches at snowshoe

3) PC trips/cutting your thumb

4) Deer mounting

5) Sharing a bathroom to puke in at taylors/you getting my in trouble by pouring jim beam down my throat

6) sky terror

7) watching BP get robbed after late night at brandywine

8) falling into the stick things at brandywine

9) you getting in a fight at brandywine and blaming it on me so they wouldnt fire you but they did anyway and they revoked my pass

10) dropping your brand new skis on my foot and the resulting bloodbath/smiley face drawn on your car

11) telling my boss you were gay so you would clean really well in order to get you a job

12) im sure you can add many more victor babe.

This is just my way to proclaim my love for you and to let everyone know i miss the hell out of you! Keep being awesome!

Love always,

Adam
 
Dear Adam,

Although it breaks my heart to see you live out there and never get to see you that much either, I still love you too. There have been too many moments throughout our relationship for me to list here, but you did highlight the best ones. I hope with every ounce of my heart that even though you live too many miles away from me, you will still love me no matter where you are, just as I will with you.

I hope that this does not make you cry as much as your post has done to me.

And as you asked me to, I will ask you as well: Keep being AWESOME!

Love,

Victor.
 
GET A ROOM!

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I am clearly the black man...

I know how much you want to be fucked by a black man Adam, so I will take one for the team and be him...

And Ashley, STOP CHANGING YOUR FUCKING ICON!!!!
 
good because I don't want a unicorn up my rectum.

Also I view all newschooler members as their icon, not people. So if you have a black guy as your icon i presume you are black.
 
This is exactly like i feel. Every time steezyohio posts i imagine an angry rapist saying the post.
 
Well what happens when you are eating dinner with your mom and your dad and your mother turns to you and says "Everything your father says is true" and then your father turns to you and says "Everything your mother says is utter bullshit".

What happens then?
 
you were like MIA for a long ass time. and your threads/arnieP threads always confused the shit outta me cuz i didnt know who was who, ha
 
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