A Tribute to the Robe and Wizard Hat Thread

[Dr.Seuss]

Hey, Yu've Added Me So You Might As Well Talk To Me --- HALLA BK! says:

basically you write part of a sexy scene n then i write a bit then you ect........... yea yuu understand??

Hey, Yu've Added Me So You Might As Well Talk To Me --- HALLA BK! says:

HALLA BK

raine says:

kinda

raine says:

okay go

Hey, Yu've Added Me So You Might As Well Talk To Me --- HALLA BK! says:

You walk into my bedroom to find me lyin on the bed on just a red scimpy thong and See through lace bra, you come over and stand looking at me and then you...

raine says:

put on my robe and wizard hat

Hey, Yu've Added Me So You Might As Well Talk To Me --- HALLA BK! says:

huh?

raine says:

i like playing dress-up, just go with it

Hey, Yu've Added Me So You Might As Well Talk To Me --- HALLA BK! says:

oh okay then..., nice little fantasy yo u have there xx

Hey, Yu've Added Me So You Might As Well Talk To Me --- HALLA BK! says:

you tell me to lie still or yu'll turn me into the uglyiest fatest bitch ever then you..

raine says:

are you alright with anal?

Hey, Yu've Added Me So You Might As Well Talk To Me --- HALLA BK! says:

anythin

Hey, Yu've Added Me So You Might As Well Talk To Me --- HALLA BK! says:

remeber it is roleplaying

raine says:

sorry, i'm still learning

raine says:

alright

Hey, Yu've Added Me So You Might As Well Talk To Me --- HALLA BK! says:

it is okay go at your own pace xx

raine says:

so i lube my cockadoodledandy with schmuckers and put it in your bunghole

Hey, Yu've Added Me So You Might As Well Talk To Me --- HALLA BK! says:

please speak in plaine english using th correct terms such as (dick, cock, fanny, pussy)

Hey, Yu've Added Me So You Might As Well Talk To Me --- HALLA BK! says:

i know your learning dont worry

raine says:

okay, i lube up my sword of justice with schmuckers and ram it in your fanny

Hey, Yu've Added Me So You Might As Well Talk To Me --- HALLA BK! says:

i let out a sharp cry and then make you pull it out, i push you down hard onto the bed and climb ontop of you, i slide my way down yur body planting slight kisses all the way down towards yur steadily increasing cock, i push yur cock into my mouth, and suck you off so good you are trembling and moaning with plesure

raine says:

i then giggle, fart in your face and pee a squirt

raine says:

all simultaneously

Hey, Yu've Added Me So You Might As Well Talk To Me --- HALLA BK! says:

lol okay you see now that is random and would get you kicked out

Hey, Yu've Added Me So You Might As Well Talk To Me --- HALLA BK! says:

HALLA BK

raine says:

this is how i like my sex bitch, super kinky and strawberry jam is a must

Hey, Yu've Added Me So You Might As Well Talk To Me --- HALLA BK! says:

lol how about melted chocolate cuz i dnt like jam................., n my sex bastard has got to be able to compromise.... x

raine says:

okay, i start fucking you doggystyle while you make me a delicious turkey sandwich

raine says:

complete with mayo, mustard, and sprouts

raine says:

when you finish, you hike it to me football player style and i eat it

raine says:

the combination of penile stimulation and delicious sandwich taste is too much for my hormonal teen body, so i pull out and insert myself into your brown-eye

raine says:

i then unleash a torrent of urine into your rectum

raine says:

THIS IS FOR ALL YOU NSers! I LOVE YOU ALL

Hey, Yu've Added Me So You Might As Well Talk To Me --- HALLA BK! says:

wtf is rong wit u, are yu crazy or somethin?

raine says:

yes, yes i am indeed

I know this was nowhere near as delicious as the original, but I hope it will brighten someone's day.

 

[SKIDUBAIGUY]

Lmao, its ok, could have been better.

 

[mtbakerteacher]

Haha good try, but don't converse with the girl next time. Just do you own thing and lead her on a bit so she gets started, then pull out the jam.

 

[reverendwrong]

rotflmaohahalolroflcopter.......EPIC!!!!!!!!

 

[Mezmerize19]

that actually was pretty funny. good job

 

[Tinga]

i love you too stranger.

 

[Malcolm]

pretty funny

 

[BIG_SALTY]

"i then giggle, fart in your face and pee a squirt" Best line of the whole thing

 

[Phill.]

i think im goin to have a turkey sandwich....

 

[[BRI]noceros]

haha, not as good as the original, but it brightened my day.

 

[SteevJee]

haha that was pretty good, but like a guy above me said lead her on more. I liked the sword of justice line

 

[TheButterHashira]

I have always wanted to try that myself. Where would you find cyber partners? Habbo hotel?

 

[bigwhite.steeze]

gj dude, made my day.

 

[bermbuster49]

hahah nice i liked when she hiked you the turkey sandwhich football style hahahah

 

[ben_southworth]

haha it was still rad
++ karma

 

[Reed.S]

yeah good job hahahha

 

[Dr.Seuss]

blorp

 

[eric25]

Hahahahaha. Very epic.

 

[Mooose...]

hahahahaha

i laughed quite hard... and woke up my kitty

 

[Snowcase]

Oh man I miss that thread. This was entertaining but nothing compared to that.

 

[Silence]

Nothing will ever be as good as Robe & Wizard Hat

 

[SEABURN]

pretty good. it made me laugh. +karma

 

[inactive]

it was good e-fucking-nuff

 

[ogfeez]

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Turkey mother fuckin' sandwich

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I could not stop laughing