A tree fell on me

danbrown

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ok, so this morning i was waiting to cross the street at the traffic light on my bike, and a bunch of little branches started to fall, and 2 seconds later a 120 pound limb fell on me and i had to go to the hospital in an ambulance. i'm really sore and i got some huge cuts on my back. it was crazy, and i'm thankful it didn't hit me in the head. just thought i'd share that. crazy shit

-dan-
 
wow, that sucks, how did the tree fall on you?

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain.-linemaverick5...
 
ahahha thats so random

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well not the tree, the limb, but apparently it just snapped off and landed on my back. i can laugh about it now though, cause i'm feelin pretty good

-dan-
 
^for killer monkey, i guess it was getting old and it was supposed to be cut down... lawsuit right there

-dan-
 
that is the funniest shit i've ever heard.

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you are lucky that it didnt hit your head... was your bike ok?

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Dude learn how to spell helmet, Ive seen you spell it helmate like five other times on this site. Go back to the first grade

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man it sucked like right before our christmas break there was this windstorm, and these kids went out to the park the day after and a tree branch fell on this one kid and killed him. the kids brother was in my chemistry class, it sucked so bad. i hope you are alright though, that sucks.

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wat a weird storry, that sucks i wonder wat the people watching u thought?

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dude HOWS YOUR BIKE????

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Thats pretty awsome, as long as you are ok.

Heres a story to make you feel better: Theres this gigantic hill(~100 yards) at the disc golf course I was at today, and I ran down it, about half way down the hill, I realized that my feet were sliding around on my sandals and I couldn't slow down. So I was completely out of control and then my legs decided that they had enough and flew out to the side and them over my head as I ninja rolled out and earned a huge pain in my leg.

I hope that you are a sadist and hearing about me doing something stupid and hurting myself cheers you up.

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heres another one for you...

i gashed open my middle finger camping 2 days ago while juggling an axe. now its all swollen and infected. i hope it makes you feel better.

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good^ and heres one for yeah:while camping i was carving my anitials into the tree log, although, i used one of those pcket knifes that can colapes, u no the ones that u have to pull open, anyway i was carving in the rong direction and the knife clamped close on my pointing finger, i gashed it wide open, patched it up as quick as possible, had a nasty ass cut though

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quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worrie i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
like this but with a bigger head and a more shaped handle. and i was juggling it by flipping it up in the air and trying to catch it again.

axe2.jpg'


----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
i just thought i might share, i was just watching the news and i was on it. who would've known. haha

-dan-
 
Was there footage of you getting wasted by a tree branch? That'd be way sweet to watch in slo-mo.

And don't give up on the axe tossing, you'll either get really good or lose a foot, either way it'll be a great story for the grandkids.

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my toes are bleeding

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were you really juggling or just tossing up one axe, cause that would be dumb, but if you were juggling...using 3 or more...you would be sweet

 
^ if youve read 'the dumbest thing youve done without thinking thread' you could probobly tell which one i was doing.

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one time i was on a rope swing and when i was right under where the rope is tied the branch broke and i fell into the water and it was shallow so i was in about 5-6 inches of water. the fall sucked, but i was lucky because right where i landed was just sand. all around me were sharp ass rocks. and about 2 inches to my left was the branch. 2 inches from my head. that sucked

teem bousquet
 
ouchy, gotta hurt

a whole tree fell on my friend's dad's head, his buddy was cutting it down and just let it fall on him, it slipped a few discs in his back, but it fell right on his head hahah

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a guy I know was working on his car, so he was underneath it while it was jacked up, but something happened to make the jack give, and the car crashed down onto his head. He was in the hospital for two days, and he still has internal bleeding and a lot of complications from it. This was about a month ago.

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I was once lying on the basement floor watching kill bill with some people..kinda dozing off, and this light fixture thats almost the size of a basketball randomly fell out of the cieling and smacked me on my head and shattered, got some glass cuttage, plus the impact hurt like hell. I dont know what i did to deserve karma like that.

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^ you where watching kill bill.

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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
whyyyyyyyy would u bump this thread melvin?!

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wow that would suck.....the new unseen killer is tree limbs

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