A tomator a guppy and little alligator

[HazetheAlligator]

Once upon a time, at band camp, I was stalking this little guy, in the swamp. And shit outa nowhere while I was eating my tomatoe, shit wait i dojt liek those juicy red bitches but any how yah this rank ass guppy hoped up on my ass and started pumping that shit. I screamed but the boy swam away, damn som the guppy showed me a crazy time,,,boy how i miss that guppy no on ecould please me liek that. Quack

 

[1080chick]

LOL....niiice story

i went to band camp

****************************************

~Hot Tamalia )

 

[fairygirl]

LOL

~* 'My sex God is a horrible warlock.' *~

 

[alpentalik]

I thought it smelled funny in here.

'''Sorry' doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my mouth does it Carl?''

 

[Freestyla_01]

riiiiiiiiight... you go back to doing your crack... and i'll go back to my... something.

---

I mean, come on people.

You Laugh Because I'm Different. I Laugh Because You're All The Same.

 

[svwingnut]

Can I please take Haze home with me Erich?

LoKash...The other white meat. -LoKash

 

[Stephie]

Are you saying that I resemble a guppie?

 

[Dkr]

ahhahahahahahahaha no you resemble a cute lil girl. Haze is a different person dkr is the devil in bed in which you kno

 

[Stephie]

You're dirty birdie...

 

[HazetheAlligator]

Im Jeeffs other half, shit that boy has taught me some mean tricks with a pickle

 

[Stephie]

Haze you're one sketchy kid...I'm going to bed, you cumming?

 

[HazetheAlligator]

oh dear. oh my shit i have.......cu....

 

[ductapeboy]

Quack

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.

 

[five0]

lol haze your funny youd think it was just an act and he would forget it..but he still talks about tomatoes aligators and the swamp haha

scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?

LineSkiEastCoast: lol

LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

 

[Dkr]

Hes a little aligator scared of tomatoes

 

[five0]

seriously...if you think about it..tomatoes can be pretty scary..

scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?

LineSkiEastCoast: lol

LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

 

[westcoaststyle]

ya, dont you remember the show 'attack of the killer tomatoes'

Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

 

[_IRRELEVANT_]