what is going on here? I've been gone on vacation for a week and I come back and I'm apparently dead?
Who started this friggin rumor!!!! was this you turningtricks? maybe you shouldn't do this shit...huh? maybe I should tell people your real screenname...Slopeslider15
sorry bout this guys I didn't know my friends were friggin' idiots dammit!!!!
hahahahahah... but hey, at least everyone learned a little about derpession right?
'Yeah, I'll get that cleaned up lickity-split. Speaking of lickity-split what do you say you and I meet up later, see what's going on? Just kidding. But seriously, I'm new in town, kinda lonely, looking for my parents..'