A thought on female skiing with JWoods and Pmoore

Pmoore

Pmoore

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So the other day Jesse and I (Patrick), were discussing breasts. While on the topic female athletes, specifically skiers came up. Because we are both well educated in the science of physics and anatomy we came to the conclusion that female skiers, aided by their breasts should be better able to perform aerial maneuvers such as, but not limited to, back flips, front flips, side flips, and all kind of flips. Breasts provide a denser center of gravity that should provide sufficient force in setting the flip. From there, gravity will take over and the flip will be easily completed in a much shorter period of time then a non breasted person. If these physics confuse you, refer to the diagram below :

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As you can clearly see in the above diagram there is no valid excuse for women to not be great at jumps, realistically, from a physics perspective women should have landed both first doubles, and triples.

Spark Notes: Breasts help provide sufficient flip speeds to perform wild aerial stunts. For this reason we have concluded Bobby Brown must have breasteses.
 
Click on the diagram to enlarge the image. There is a full explanation of the physics involved with breast rotation velocities.
 
patrick, you're straight up retarded,

-love patrick. see you next week at the trap house?

men have more upper body weight due to more muscle mass... women have more weight in the ass and hips because they gotsta have dems children... your argument is invalid...
 
Ok based on that logic, if you took a woman with the same muscle mass in the upper body as a man of comparable size, then that factor is now standardized and so once again breasts should indeed play a large factor. And to your argument regarding hips and ass, wont those also increase the speed of the flip because those "ass"ets are also located closer to the center of rotation?
 
haha. Technically the bigger the jugs the crazier the rotation. (insert eheath joke here./inb4 eheath he boobs joke)
 
the physics is right. boobs should create better swing weight but your forgetting that their vaginas make flipping impossible for them because theres no swing weight in the mid section.
 
Interesting point sir, the vagina acts as a certain black hole when discussing the topic of swing weight. Something we clearly overlooked in the initial research.
 
So..the moral of the story is eat a shit ton...and one day YOU will someday have some man boobs comparable to a woman...oh and you can flip better. Sounds good.
 
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