A$S'S WHO STEAL!

Sharpie permanent markers fella, mark your shit and you wouldn't be in this mess.

I say lock up his board and demand them back, have pics of you with em or the receipt in case he's a bitch and tells management about the situation. Or just be sneeky and take em back again and then write your name on em like said above.
 
i have a hard time believing they would stab you, dont be a pussy go get your shit back be creative
 
give us his phone number and shit so we can leave him threatening messages! that solves everything.
 
Find a chance to call him out in front of a lot of people, embarassment is key. Say (in front of adults, other ski area employees, mass tourists) " I think those are mine bro, you take those off the table? Well, I heard you did, Ipaid good money for those man. I just hope that you realize how much bad karma is coming your way, you had better watch your head with those on, it might get fucked up."

or

Just make it a point to ruin his life any chance you get, i have used this method on other situations, and it always works. Trust me, if you think hard enough, you will figure out a way.
 
most baller would be if you kicked their asses and then gave them the goggles back after you fucked them up. i think the lock idea is prob the best one yet. just lock their skis and leave locked there.
 
sorry thought of why that works. best part is you have a receipt for that exact item and they don't. if they want to take em back say you bought a new pair and have a receipt
 
just continuolly be a dick to him constantly just casually cut him off, snake him, push him, make him eat shit, and in the lift line announce to the world he stolde your goggles, or just yell something about him having a large amount of drugs "stop trying to sell me drugs!" and eventually he will be like, if i give you your goggles back will you stop, and once you get them back, DONT STOP

haha

or just ask for them back...while holding a gun

haha
 
when they go in for lunch take the guys board. stash it/bury it and go talk to the guy and say "i saw some guy run off with your board just so you know, i can probly find it if you gimme those back" then just dont tell him where his board is till he gets it back. you cant get in trouble cause you can always say i saw the guy run away and stash it.
 
instead of saying beat the shit out of them im going to try and say something constuctive. lthough they do deserve an ass whippin.

anyway. steal the goggles back and then if anyone questions it show them the reciept.
 
Take him to court T.V. and sue him for the goggles or the cost of them, and if you dont win you still gte paid for your appearance.
 
thats a good fucking idea.... that plus the reciete whats he got? nada. somewhere the marker wont come out, like the cloth it wont come out there.....
 
i was the friend who got his goggles stolen to... great idea with the stealing of the boards.. im gonna do that.. or at least get a huge posy and kick their asses !
 
if you see the kid snowboarding, ski up behind him as fast as you can and just punch him in the face of the side of the head. that'll drop him like a brick, then just take your goggles back and get your friends to follow behind you and hit him again when they pass. basically dude, get a small group together and roll on his ass. he took something of yours, you have the right to get it back....so fucking do it
 
Here's what I would do. So there was already some contriversy, so be like man I gotta talk to you about those goggs and I just wanna apologize, then ask him to go into a room or something cuz you dont wanna make a scene (might have to get creative to get im to go into the room). Once in shut the door. Quickly grab him by the collar of the shit and pull him in while you need him hard in the stomach hopfully winding the guy, needless to say you want him in pain enough that he can't do much and you dont wanna hit him in the face just incase hes a bitch and goes to the cops, then say what ever you want make it clear that this will happen again but be way worse next time. Personally I would take his money from his wallet and tell him its the rental fee for the goggles and unless I get them back by next week I'm gonna want another rental payment, but hay I'm also italian so I tend to get like that one im stolen from LOL
 
my buddy has his siver jacket stolen yesterday, probably by some wasted british army dude. stealing sucks. a couple ideas though, they may have been said.

-key their cars

-accidentally run their boards over

-shoot them in the ear...
 
while we're on the stolen topic. my goggles case was stolen out of my bag at sunday river yesterday. I would have put this in regionals but there was already a thread here. It was in a burton bag.

TO the thread creator. it doesn't qualify as stealing if you're getting your on stuff back.
 
i would try to steal them back just make sure you dont do anything stupid and get in trouble over this shit
 
steal his board and eBay it. at that point in time, it wouldn't be negative karma points for you, it would be redemption. either that or wait until his board and all his buddies' boards are racked up, gank 'em, and set them on fire in the parking lot. they might try to beat you up, charges might be pressed, but you'll probably feel satisfied.
 
well go to your ski areas office and show them the receipt for the googles and tell them some kid that skis ther stole them and then have them look throught the pictures of members in that age group when they find his pic have them or someone contact the kid and then idk somehow find the kid take the googles or idk just do somethin like that and somehow you will get an oppurtunnity to get your googles back.
 
aw shit man! that sucks so bad! dont worry, we'll find that fucker this week and beat him down

anyways, when they go inside for lunch just go and take their board(s). don't go anywhere with it, just stand there holding it, and wait until he comes out. when he says "give me back my board" just say, "not until you give me back my goggles"

it could work! you're not technically stealing his board, you're just touching it. you can't get in too much trouble from your employers for that!
 
i steal hearts,

but seriously, the collatoral idea is the best one. just lock it up with a heavy duty chain AND a combo bolt lock, like the kind they use on fences, no way that lock's getting snipped
 
cut his eye out and get someone with AIDS to pee in his eye socket.

someone stole $3000 from my ski shop today and my boss is fucking furious. not to mention we all had to stay an extra hour while they tried to figure out who took it.
 
if you're gona do that, superglue bb's in the valve caps, so when he fils them up and screws the cap on it'll leak right back out.
 
you can prove it by knowledge of where the scratch is etc. if you don't want to fight him just telll somebody in management and proove their yours to them.

but really you should just taze him
 
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