A sober friday night! going insane

KB cured like shitcouldnt smoke for a weekdecided to put in a mason jar instead of letting it sit for a little while
i wake up, stoked to smoke a quarter to the face, crack open a dutch. boom. i was fucking pissed
 
Try the purple challenge: Drink a bottle of Nyquil and a few shots of vodka, then see if you can jerk off without falling asleep.
 
haha yeah, i didn't have sex with a monkey. TB is an air-borne bacterial infection of the lungs. but yes, it's exactly the duration of having a baby, since the treatment lasts a little over 9 months, minus the baby part....sucks.
 
So wait. You get pregnant. But you don't have a baby? Shit sucks, seems kind of pointless too. You should try getting rid of it. I think that might help.
 
I was just going to get semi drunk last night. Instead I got semi drunk and then went to the bar till 3. Bought a shot in quarters near the end.

Worth it? Fuck yeah.
 
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