A scandolous story

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it was a thursday afternoon.i just got out of high school and had a rare day off from basketball. my dad was out of town and my mom was shoping in new york with her friends, i live in vermont. and she was going to be home around 9 that night. with the house to myself i made some plans with my girlfriend and she came over after school. we took off our shoes and left them in the front and i threw my back pack by the end of the couch. then we went up to my room and things started to get hot and heavy. somehow we ended up in the shower, naked of course. and we are hookn up and then i hear a loud knock on the door and my moms voice screaming my name. FUCK. so i jumped out of the shower and tied a towel around my waist. i went downstairs still soaking wet and faced my pissed off mom with my girlfried upstairs still naked because her clothes were in my room which goes through hall with a big window. so my mom caught me in the shower with my girl. turns out that she came home to grab her phone charger and saw a glimpse of my backpack so she knew i was home. then she went to the front door and saw both of our shoes their and fucked me over, hadnt even gotten head yet. shout out to vt_scratch chyeaaaaaaa
 
i didnt really end up getting in trouble, surprisingly. my mom just gave me a big talk about how my relationships at this age shouldnt be so physical because thats where things can go wrong. and most likely she told my dad, but he neva said anything.

IZZZ ALL GOOOOD
 
hahaha wierd man exact same shit happened to me my mom went out to drop my sister at her tutor and do some shopping. my lady paid me a visit and 10 minutes later we were in the shower she was suckin me off and that was the first time she let me cum on her face and i glazed her like a donut (she asked me if i wanted her to brush her teeth after hah. considerate.). anyways my garage is right below the bathroom and the shower starts to rumble so were like fuck jump out her eyeliner is everywhere and she looks like a racoon she hides in my room and i go downstairs. told her i had a shower and was watchin tv. my fuckin mom just wanted to drop the dog off before going out shopping and she noticed my girls shoes fuck busted.
my mom didnt give me the talk though.. she jsut told me to not be a "gigolo"
 
haha when my dad caught my older brother fucking his girlfriend in the camper in our garage he gave him a high five, and left them be, i think he went and had a beer. why would you be mad if you had a son and he was getting some?

he is a little more protective of me tho, which sucks :(

 
me dads super chill.i had a girl over one time without him knowing and when he came home, like your mom, saw her shit there, and he was like "mike, do i need to come up there?" and lim like "no dad, its fine" so hes like "ok then, you kids hungry? im gonna make dinner in an hour" then were like ok.
haha, epic claim i know
 
wow..I guess I lucked out in high school. I never got caught doing more than mackin'..but I had a few close calls now that I think about it.
 
shitttt, i know this story to well. my fam went on vacation and left me behind for the weekend. i was supposed to chill at this kids house for the day, or so i told my mom. turns out, the kids mom actually told me mom that i didnt show that day. sooo, they got home from vaca, my mom found condoms+alcohol, my life was over
 
my mom was pretty chill bout the whole thing tho, we had like an hour long conversation after and she was like. "pat your not havn sex with this girl are u?" and i was jus like "uuuuuummmmmmm noooooooooo" thank god she didt find my condom but thats a whole new story
 
haha happened to me, but me and my girl hit a grav bong hardddddd and were gettin down in my room downstairs when i hear my dad call my name when he comes in the door, i basically was like yo we were getting something and took off, way too high to deal with him. but realized later her underwear were in the bathroom so we went back after we left and got them. then we went to dont mess with the zohan and left when we were sober enough to realize it sucked.
 
hahaha me and my girl were gettin it on at her house once before we were actually together, and her mom came home. she wasnt supposed to have any dudes home with no padres home and so were like FUCK. i get dressed in about a second (i swear it was a world record) and climb in her closet. her mom comes up, talks to her for whats gotta be 15 mins with me in the closet, my balls as blue as they get. then she goes down and lets the dog out in the backyard. i sprint down the stairs and across the street to my car (thank god i parked across the street that day) and escape, unscathed. but it was some sketchy shit.
 
I was never allowed to go over my ex's house because my mom thought she was the skankiest thing since skank came to skank town (she was right by the way) so after school sometimes I used to go over her house and we used to have fun~ Well little did I know my dad was coming to pick me up after school and he called me while things were getting there~ he was like im outside come on~ I think quick and say that my friends are going to the movies after school and begged him for me to go~ Finally he said yeah and told me I better catch the train back or hes gonna be pissed~ I was like alright the stations like 7 minutes away from her house I can do this~ So time comes for the train and we are ending up running late~ her mom ends up blowing a red light in an attempt to get me to the train and gets pulled over by an unmarked~ we quickly explain the situation and he lets us go~ finds out I missed the train so now she has to drive me an hour away to my house~ well we get to my town and see the train is pulling in and I was like oh shit! and make her pull into the train station~ I get out of the car and walk over to my dads car acting like I just got off the train~ doesnt sound that intense but I was a nervous wreck after that
 
I got to say I now enjoy showering with a girl before sex more than anything i would literally prefer to shower with a girl then to get a blowjob
 
My parents are like happy when a girl come over...as if theyre like impressed...

My mum walked in on my exfriend and I just making out and just said "Whoops sorry I didnt know you guys were in there" and walked out and never said anything after. Nothing crazy but its alot less awkward in those situations
 
I'm 29 so this happened about 12 years ago. I was banging my girlfriend at the time. We were going at it doggy style. I was really hittin it hard, when all of a sudden I see out of the corner of my eye, my bedroom door crack open. My girls head is face down in a pillow, (where it belongs). I don't stop, I look over at the door, while still fucking, my dad pokes his head inside, gives me the thumbs up, and silently closes the door, so my girl wouldn't know. Hahahah

 
i was slaying my old hoe on my couch in my living room and her mom walked in to my house un announced. she was high as fuck on some dope and was like "whats going on here?" so my gf left and told her mom that she was showing me something on her kneee.

from that day on when ever we would go out or my gf would dress up nice her mom would go. "hey i think ashley is trying to show you something on her kneee tonight"
 
Also I heard something pretty scandalous last night. A girl I work with was dating this dude for like 3 years and right before they graduated high school she (and the entire nation) found out that he was banging the English teacher and got her pregnant. Lol wtf? Talk about an awkward breakup.
 
I had a girl pretty much rape me in my room next to my parents room while they were asleep. She was pretty crazy. I still can't believe Iet her do that, getting caught would have been pretty awkward.
 
my girlfriend's mom walked in on us having sex. fully naked, riding me, lights on, no covers. she just walked by the door, peeked in, quickly pulled her head back out and said "i'm home now." she didn't care in the slightest but it was very awkward. if it had been her dad who walked in i would've had to kill him in self defense and my girlfriend probably would've died and melted into a puddle of shame
 
i remember back in the early days of highschool i was over at the gfs place.

same situation, dad was away on work, mom was out and about.

were in her room being awesome when all of a sudden the door just swings open and her mom is standing there.

luckily we wernt full on going at it, but we were def nekkers under the covers.

so she tells my gf she needs to talk to her downstairs. she gets dressed, goes downstairs, and i can hear her mom just blasting her. asking her if she thinks this a fuckin hotel etc etc.

a week later, she takes her to the docter and gets her a prescription for birth control.

getting caught was the fuckin best thing that ever happened.

that was 13 years ago, memoriessssss
 
This didn't happen to me, thank god.

So this girl that I (and everybody) knows was getting anal for the first time at home. She and her boyfriend (who we heard this from) were going hard, and didn't hear her mom come home. Anyways, her mom walked in to check on them, the dude pulled out super fast, and the girl shit EVERYWHERE. Nasty.
 
Last new years, me and my girlfriend at the time had the house to ourselves all night and were going at it, hard. Everything seemed fine and dandy and went according to plan, until the morning where my mother found a bit of the condom wrapper and completely freaked the fuck out. Thankfully, my girlfriend's mother didn't find out seeing as that she was a born again christian who got pissed at me for saying what the hell in her house while playing COD with my girlfriend's 10 year old brother. My mom still brings it up occasionally, but it's pretty funny. And my dad told me to not be silly and wrap my willy, so it all worked out fine and dandy.
 
Years and years ago with my now husband I had snuck into his parents house and stayed over, the next morning we walked down stairs and for some reason his mom was staying home from work that day-- I was going to quietly sneak out but we got to the bottom of the stairs and she came around the corner. She goes "oh I didn't know you had company over, do you guys want breakfast?" and my then boyfriend goes "no, she needs to get to work." and his mom goes "oh. so she didnt just get here, she's leaving!..." She thought I had come over that morning, had we known she thought that we could have played it off.

The next time I "snuck" over, there was a robe and hairdryer left out for me on the bathroom counter the next morning.
 
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