A retarded person could write country music

It's good to have goals. Remember, you're special and you can achieve what you set out to do. Perhaps one day we'll hear your tunes on the radio! Good luck with the songwriting special buddy!
 
Play a country song backwards! It's way more

Cheerful, the singer usually gets his dog, house, and wife back.
 
And my wife walked out on me... so i went and got my rifle and went back to my truck and cried all night. The next morning i realised she took my dog.
 
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Stumbled outta the bar this mornin at 8

Gotta get in ma truck and head to the train depot

To pick up my mom from prison

Shit, my woman left me, gunno go drink

And repeat
 
All modern/pop country of today sucks majors balls, and could simply be defined as loose butthole. The exception however.....

THAT TROPICAL SHIT THOUGH. NOTHING WRONG WITH GETTING WASTED ON A FUCKING BEAAAACCCCH!

Yeah anything else country that doesn't carry that tropical/margaritaville vibe, can pound the beautiful beach sand and get with the game. GET WITH THE GAME SHITTY COUNTRY.
 
how to sing country?

first make the sound of a basketball shotclock buzzer sound

then make the voice of a 10 year old going through puberty

put them together and BAM. you have country my friend
 


Im just gonna put this here and let you think about what you are saying, I mean really, "R.I.P. rest in pussy" thats the work of a lyrical genius
 
Meh. This shit happens in every genre. Who cares. Although there are probably more country songs that reference beer drinking than any other genre, I think country is probably the most diverse genre when it comes to the topics of songs. Country singers will sing about anything and not even give a fuck.

 
It takes a lot more talent than a lot of Rap (there are, of course, exceptions) and without a doubt more talent than fucking pop. Shitty rap song consists of rapper talking about his car, money, drugs or women with shitty generic beats. I mean, at least it takes real instruments to make. Though there is also a lot of shitty country like Taylor swift, and all that pop-country bullshit. And op if you like lil wayne, drake, kanye or any other "artists" like that you should not be complaining about complexity.
 
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A retarded person can write a wrap song even easier IMO... or pop. Agreed Johnny Cash was one of the last people who could write good music.

I'm not much of a fan of country myself, but find myself listening to it more on XM now since rap, although often has good beats, the lyrics are just as shitty. Heard a good country song though, Alcohol and Pills. I swear it wasn't by Fred Eaglesmith though

 
no I'm pretty sure they execute retarded people in the south. and retards from everywhere else don't know that country is music they think it's a recording of themselves in the bathtub.
 
I know this much:

Not rap, since notes, time signatures, and key mean nothing to them.

Not Electronic, none of those symbols are buttons on their MacBook.
 
Yeah, I posted that picture because no one would really be able to tell me what kind of music the song is from those two measures. It's from a well known song so if someone listens to it they'd be able to figure it out but trying to figure out the genre starting with rules won't happen. Hint: It's not mathcore or one of those subgenres/styles which I don't understand why they even are defined/exist in the first place.

One of my pet peeves is that people characterize genres/subgenres/styles by such specific "rules." I don't get why people have to separate music that way. Why can't it just be like ok, I like how this sounds but I don't like how this sounds so I'm going to listen to this. I play piano and kind of guitar and there are so many riffs that I can make bluesy or country or whatever ]super easily. I mix it up because it's fun, not because I'm trying to define myself by them.
 
PS.

I'm kind of convinced people write rap lyrics or country lyrics just to try to say the most ridiculous shit possible in songs just because they can.
 
Is this a joke? Cash is like a 1960s Kelly Clarkson or Adele. Johnny Cash had an amazing voice and wrote catchy songs, but he sure as hell wasn't an exceptional songwriter.

Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, and Metallica all were better songwriters than Cash, and that's just picking from one genre. I could probably name hundreds of people who are better songwriters than Cash.
 
wake up hungover and drink a beer

get my lazy ass out of bed

kiss my sister who's my wife

look at my incest child and shake my head

hop in my pick up truck

grab some dip and stick it in my lip

yep

beer

horses

beer

 
guess who came up with these:

And permanently upon this journey

Through the journal of the book of life

Those who took a life without justice

will become just ice ice ice

It's been taught that your worst enemy can harm you

as much as your own wicked thoughts

What devils fought we wrought, and let's annoint

Now you're bein persecuted by that universal court court court

Iron hell with the strong blend of rape and blend of sandal

with rose petals and jasmine, as men use talismans

Burn some incense, chantin witchcraft to reach high dimensions

I'm convinced, Allah is God always has been always will be

You could travel every square inch of the planet and still be

Ninety-three million miles away from the sun

Til you realize you and the sun is one, like the knowledge

Know the ledge to where your heart is

or fall off into the internal hell that's uncharted
 
Hey now, don't insult the mentally challenged. You'd be surprised, their disabilities sometimes make them gifted in other aspects.
 


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Alot of the new country "pop" is shit. However, there are great songs like the above one that still hold meaning and have thoughtful lyrics
 
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