A recent discovery...

[dumbo-tron]

crashed a high school graduation today to try and pick up some jail bait. success was limited as moms usually intervened. anyone else done this before? theres another one a few towns over i'm thinking about going to next weekend.

 

[charmander]

ca-ree-p-er

 

[phishfood]

 

[bigolrig]

to catch a predator?

 

[ButteredToast.]

Pe-do-phile

 

[dumbo-tron]

you all can hate as much as you want, but you've never seen such a selection. shits like being at a free breakfast buffet.

 

[BULLSEMEN]

sometthing about this thread makes me uneasy. prolly the fact that the title has nothing to do with the thread.

and you got me stoked for some cool new invention.

 

[clayborn]

lerk lerk lerk

 

[dumbo-tron]

nothing to do with the thread! cmon! i just discovered the largest congregation of underage females known to man! this is a gold mine i'm trying to share with you all

 

[RICK_ROSS]

is this a bad joke

 

[dumbo-tron]

your icon says fuck texas. you seem liberal enough to be down with such acts, or is that all a front?

 

[RICK_ROSS]

no my icon says fuck texas because i fucking hate taxans (gapers)
im down for girls my age, thats all

 

[dumbo-tron]

ah, so you're just a hater in general. tough life kid

 

[RICK_ROSS]

no dude, im fer shure not a hater. texans invade my town bout' 4 times a year and are obnoxious.
all im saying is it seems kinda weird to be going to a highschool grad. to pick up girls.

 

[artfullydodged]

ewww dude that was one of the creepier things ive evr read

 

[BULLSEMEN]

okay maybe, but you have to admit its slightly misleading

 

[reverendwrong]

and i thought gettin with a 13 yr old made me a perv

 

[reverendwrong]

for refrence im 17

 

[Shadows]

what?

 

[RICK_ROSS]

yeah it does, 5 years

 

[dumbo-tron]

A) it does

B) you're a little young for it now but remember this plan in 5 years and you'll thank me for it then

 

[RICK_ROSS]

i thought getting with my sister made my a perv.

 

[clayborn]

do your deffiently still a creap

 

[ThaLetterM.]

THE CREEPYNESS OF THIS THREAD IS ABSOLUTELY OVERWHELMING TO THE POINT THAT I HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS TO AVOID THE IMMINENT AWKWARD SILENCE!!!

 

[crazyfuck]

dude, if you have to go to high school graduations to try to pick up girls, you're officially as gay as AIDS. get a fucking life...

 

[reverendwrong]

damnit my worst suspicions are confirmed...to be totally honest though she looked older and i didnt ask...so ya prbly still perv....i knew id end up like my dad

 

[dumbo-tron]

no way dude, the best way to NOT get aids is to go cradle robbing. they havent had a chance to get it yet! brilliant, i know

 

[MewTwo]

if you are talking about elementry graduation im wayyyyyyy ahead of you.

 

[ButteredToast.]

The sad part is that you know the term "Cradle robbing"

 

[dumbo-tron]

dude, thats how i got the idea. my uncle hits up the elementaries all the time. i figured i'd ease my way into the game with high school. next year, junior high and eventually i'll be a pro like him

 

[reverendwrong]

dude funeral crashing straight up....go get some cougars hell ya

 

[dumbo-tron]

how do you think i got into this shit? i never woulve been turned onto it if your mom hadnt robbed my cradle 5 years ago

 

[reverendwrong]

something tells me this thread will either be deleted or become famous one of the 2

 

[gordie.]

 

[reverendwrong]

it would be cooler if i could read it

 

[dumbo-tron]

hopefully famous. everyone deserves to know about this land of opportunity.

 

[Mezmerize19]

you know i saw this 13 year old with this 17 year old dude. all i could think was wow, fucking her must be like throwing a pencil in a hallway

 

[Swan_Solo]

 

[dumbo-tron]

are you kidding? 13 year olds are like trying to fit a zucchini in a key hole.

 

[mattster]

thats what i love about these highschool girls... i keep gettin older, they stay the same age... heh heh

 

[ThaLetterM.]

.

 

[reverendwrong]

thats a more acurate description

 

[Grube]

i think so...your a creeper

 

[BEARS.]

oh wow, im in agreement with stayfresh right now

 

[artfullydodged]

this thread is fucked up, chris hansen is going to destroy NS if he sees this

 

[charmander]

 

[charmander]

oh fail

just click it

 

[Karcher]

wow thats not creepy

 

[Swan_Solo]

 

[ChrisMercer]

If you wanna fuck something that tight, try sticking your dick in a shampoo bottle or something. You should've been trying to get with their moms. The sex would've been better.

 

[VT_FLO]

this thread makes me lose faith in humanity