A Pyro's Tale : I Never Meant To Scorch The Earth

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asac

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Alright, so me and one of my friends, Matt, get tired of skating and we decide to head up to these woods behind my house and just mess around. I happen to have a lighter so we start a small little fire for kicks.

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So we stand there for a little while and notice its starting to spread and smoke a lot. Its cool so we just keep watching...

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We get sick of the smoke blowing in our faces so we decide to leave and skate some more. Meanwhile this fire is still burning. Later, we come back and find...well...this....

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oops...

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun

Sacadelic
 
oops indeed....

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
fuck!

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Now i just kind look and say "how about that, there is a tity on my computer"

 
no gas or anything. just dry brush that caught on fire. we were honestly like 'how the fuck did that just happen?'

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun

Sacadelic
 
They take forever to load but holy shit thats a small scale forest fire. Damn u killer of Mother Nature!! LOL thats crazy how did it go out??

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Doent sound believable. I dont think all that inst there in the last picture and wsa in the second to last burned down while you were skating

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My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

 
i dont even know what to say lol

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well did u guys get in trouble

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amazed but not quite impressed so was this just like your back yard?

or a public place?

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haha my geometry teacher called me and my friends pyros because we were playing with candles when we were doing ukrainian eggs. this has nothing to do with geometry but we had standardized testing that day so we just had some fun.

 
how would you like it if i set your face on fire and said 'oops'?

i like apple and lanks and skibum_ and lucyford and dfresh and d-rocket and cko and nopoles and gustle and caden and mikee and wrightgirl and missy and jessbuff and seanpistol and doc.dre and dynstrtm and schweitzerski and katesd and lateralis and *jay* and t-schill and *pinkgrinder* and shorty_t and jib_tech and niwanyshyn and ever_murky and nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles :)) :)):): ):) :)): :):):)) ):)):)
 
Bahahha, this is EXACTLY like what my brother's friends did with a bonfire gone out of hand.

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shit you guys are dumb

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i wish there were real 'gangstas' in skiing so they could 'bust a cap' in all you rich white kids' asses.

 
Bulllllll shit.

there is no way you burnt all that area. It was like that long befor you took the pictures of your fire.

The two pictures were taken in opposite directions(where did the fence go?), the first one, in the forground you can see the black ground that you take your last picture of. Im willing to bet that where you started the fire was back and to the right of the person wearing the pennywise shirt in the last picture.

Secondly, Throughout the entire area that is black and ment to look burnt, there is dead, dry vegetation, Some of it 2 or 3 feet tall, potruding out of the area you would have us belive you burnt. This would be impossible if the whole area was onfire. Non of the trees are chard around the bases and spicificly that log lying across the ground is unchard. It has not been touched by fire.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

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Capital.City.Rider..Phunkin

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'naahhmahhnahh
hahh

h ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
 
^jesus you really put thought into that. think what you want. its all legit.

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Sacadelic
 
i beleive it all....alex is one crazy mother fucker ..hed do somehting like this,.

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If its legit, then show me whats wrong with my statment...

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

Capital.City.Rider..Phunkin

.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahh

h ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
 
i believe it cuz ive seen it happen on numerous occasions hahahaah

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Oh, wow, cool i can light a forest on fire too!!!11!!!!1 But if I did light a forest on fire, I probably wouldn't come and brag to all my E-Buddys.

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

 
in the second pic, it looks like it is burnt where you are standing and behind you, and the fence is infront. my guess is that you lit a controlled fire, took pics of it with the fence there, then turned around and took pics of the pre-scorched area, where plants had already started to grow back through, if you look in the third pic. There are pieces of grass and shubs still standing, which would not be there if it was recently burnt. there would also be smoke coming off of it for about 5 hrs after the pic was taken. it could be possible, and i've seen it done before, but probably...

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alright let me clear up the second pic. its about 20-30 minutes after the start of the whole thing.

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alright, now see how there's a path in between the 2 black areas, thats called grass. now have you ever wondered what makes smoke blow away? thats called wind. the wind pushed the fire to left, then pushed it towards the fence, then to the right, hence the black area in front of the burning area.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun

Sacadelic
 
So you sat there and snapped some photos while you burned a shitload of earth? Ah cool I wish I was like you.

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

 
taking pictures as opposed to.......rolling around in the ash?

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun

Sacadelic
 
Asac - i sent this to your parents for you. jk

Fourteen Characteristics of a Serial Killer

Could you be raising a criminal? Acts of violence don't come out of nowhere, and every parent should be aware of the clues along the way. For the most violent of criminals, there are warning signs that often start in childhood. Below is a list of the 14 most common traits of serial killers.

1. Over 90 percent of serial killers are male.

2. They tend to be intelligent, with IQ's in the "bright normal" range.

3. They do poorly in school, have trouble holding down jobs, and often work as unskilled laborers.

4. They tend to come from markedly unstable families.

5. As children, they are abandoned by their fathers and raised by domineering mothers.

6. Their families often have criminal, psychiatric and alcoholic histories.

7. They hate their fathers and mothers.

8. They are commonly abused as children — psychologically, physically and sexually. Often the abuse is by a family member.

9. Many serial killers spend time in institutions as children and have records of early psychiatric problems.

10. They have high rates of suicide attempts.

11. From an early age, many are intensely interested in voyeurism, fetishism, and sado-masochistic pornography.

12. More than 60 percent of serial killers wet their beds beyond the age of 12.

13. Many serial killers are fascinated with fire starting.

14. They are involved with sadistic activity or tormenting small creatures.

Source: Internal Association of Forensic Science, an article written by FBI Special Agent Robert K. Ressler

"The Serial Killer," Harold Schechter

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i'm not a serial killer, but i'll admit i'm a fan of killing people.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun

Sacadelic
 
so why are there all those sticks and stuff sticking up in the middle of the black? shouldnt they have burned as well?

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

Capital.City.Rider..Phunkin

.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahh

h ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
 
Apple is making a more convincing argument than you rpictures show asac.

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
 
i can't believe you people are about to believe someone whose basing what they say, entirely on 3 pictures. After you saw what i'm capable off (ie the whole van in the pond incident), i'm surprised many of you are having a hardtime believing me.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun

Sacadelic
 
Apple is one of the smartest members on here. therefore i was reading his extensive posts, and they make a convincing argument

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
 
oh, and i checked out your pictures, and i think the people argueing against you are right e.g., what the hell happened to the fence, why is there living grass right in the middle of th burnt area, and why does it sorta look like you took a picute of a small fire and turned 180 degrees and took a picture of something already there....

 
I don't really care about the fact that a few square yards of brush was apparently incinerated, but the fact that this has somehow become the focal point of an NS conspiracy theory is kind of funny... I just have one question: what reason would he have to lie? I mean, this might just be me, but if I found a picture of a bunch of scorched terrain I wouldn't go to the trouble of going out to get my own pictures of a fire and concocting an elaborate tale about it. It's just not impressive enough.

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ghahaha apple you sheltered fuck, youve never seen a brush fire?

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its not true, theres no fence in the 3rd pic, so they shot 2 pics of some little fire and when to some place where there was a huge fire b4 and took a pic, nice try

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woop woop

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unbelievable. you people are fucking retarded. i don't care that you don't believe me, but your reasons make you look like absolute dumbasses. did you ever stop to think that the fence might be to the left? and why would anyone waste their time making up a story like this? if i made it up, it would have been much more interesting. tomorrow, i'm going up there again and getting a full panoramic shot of the entire place, just so you little fuckers who are so sure that you're right, can and will be proven wrong.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun

Sacadelic
 
asac, i fucking believe you. thats why i hate literally 90% of everyone on this website. nice fire too, but i say the one i light in 5th grade in my woods kicked your fires ass! 3 fire engines and 2 acres of forest burnt!!!!!!!!!

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it makes your cock smaller...when i started it already wasnt THAT big, but now its like a goddamn asparagus...-ATLANTASKI
 
Please do, Im actually reall intrested to see if im entirly wrong. Also, i dont think that the weeds standing 2 or 3 feet high in the middle of the burnt area is bad evidence, Nor is the unscortched tree. The fence is, because angels can change, but i belive that only half of the things i said make a "weak" case.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

Capital.City.Rider..Phunkin

.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahh

h ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
 
wow whats next asac?

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nice asac, to retards like apple, who think they are smart because they spend 6 hours studying each picture in a photo lab, me and my buddies did the exact same thing, smoke a lot of weed, started a fire, left, got back same results, except when we returned there were 3 houses evacuated and like 4 firetrucks cause it was on an old golf course with houses by it. nice asac.

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