A prostitute knocked on the door monday night...........

Lateralis

Lateralis

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alright so for my job i gotta sleep in another town an hour away so on monday night i was watching ultimate fighter and it ended at 12 so i make my way to transport to go sleep and at around 11 oclock i noticed some lady walk in the truck stop thinking she was a trucker just gonna grab some food or something but turns out she a truck stop whore who goes around sleeping with truckers fo money so i guess she seen me go to the truck and thought id be willing for some hot action. i was just about to get in my sleeping bag when i hear a rapid knock on the door and i was thinking " who the fuck is this and what do they want?" so my heart started to pound a bit so i get up a look out the drivers window and that same fucken lady i seen was looking up at the window fixing up her hair and shit and it turns out she wanted to fuck for money. i find this incredibly disgusting so i turned her down and i woke my boss up right away telling him there was some lady who just knocked on the door and wanted to fuck and the lady had just dissapeared. we looked all around and in the mirrors to see if we could see her walking to another truck but she just vanished

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

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Maybe she was a ghost truckstop whore. Kinda like large marge in the PeeWee herman movie.

Ultimate fighter is a sick show by the way.

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we told people the story about that morning during our deliveries and they know about this woman. she does this for a living

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

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This story suprises me. I don't know you very well but I would have figured you would rape her in her ass hole, or knock out her toofs and skull fuck her eye sockets, or ravage her roast beef or something.

Success often walks side by side with sacrafice.

 
kill her and sell her organs to china

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no way i would fuck her man. that shit is just nasty. she probably just finished having sex with 3 pakis inside their transport

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

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yeah i get down and dirty with my gf but theres no way in hell im gonna get down and dirty with a nasty trucker fucker. after she left i regretted not talking to her about what her plans were and shit. it just didnt come to mind at the time but i would of like to ask her if i could fuck her in the ass unprotected then make her suck my dick then cum in her ass and scrape it out with a spoon then feed her my man goo just to see what she would of said

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
ya its sad. id much rather he a hobo and panhandle then be a man hore.

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i didnt even know what my icon meant until i just looked up syko productions two minutes ago

i just thought it looked badass niggas

turns out they make unicycling videos

 
not to mention shes probably full of herpes and clamydia.

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there's a name for truck stop hookers, it's just eluding my mind right now. one of my friends just started trucking about a year ago and said that they're very common, and most of them are buck nasty, just like your average trucker

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that's sick "trucker fucker"

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prostitution discusts you, yet pornstars dont... interesting.

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Strode - is it "Lot lizards"? That;s what i've heard them called.

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^bingo. thanks buddy

-Strode

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yes, my dad used to drive a truck. he said one day at the truck stop there was a trailer with no cab, and there was this red shit running out the back. so the truck stop guy called the cops, and when they opened the trailer there was a woman hanging in there dead. apparently she was a lot lizard and geve the guy aids of some shit.

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holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

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oh and to finish the story. a week later my dad was driving through the mountains in new mexico and hit black ice. he was delivering a load of veggies to some market. needless to say the wildlife in the mountains of new mexico didnt go hungry for a while (for you retards that meand he rolled the truck.)

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holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

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what a horrible thing to do. god can't they find some other form of work. that's just sick. sick and wrong

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what's a transport? isn't that from star wars?

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Lat you idiot... i paid like 300 bucks to send her to your stop so you could fulfill your dream of unprotected anal sex and spraying your load all over her face. Your an ass you know that.

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^haha, but i thought his longlife dream was to have unprotected anal sex then jizz in her ear and pour it out the other... or was it her nostrals...?

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that would be hilarious is she turned out to be a man...good thing you didnt hook up with the trucker fucker

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thats a funny ass story

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was it in atlanta? 'cause I know who's mom it was.

.................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.
 
lat is once again....my hero

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^ hhahahah but no seriously. that shit is nasty and no i dont find pornstars nasty cuz theyre not dirty like everyone thinks. theyre pipes are squeaky clean. they have to be other wise they wouldnt be in porn having unprotected vaginal and anal sex but some random chick wanting to get laid is just plain nasty cuz who knows what she has lurking inside her vaginal canal

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

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^there can be like gigantic spermies in there that have grown and are mutated.....

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chummer3:Dude I once took a shit, one loaf was so huge it popped out, when i flushed the thing broke in two. In a way it was kind of like the titanic. It was probably the most monu
 
yeah or maybe a hampster like lemmywinks in that episode of south park except this is in the pussy of a trucker fucker not a gay mans sex slave's asshole

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what was that song about lemmywinks?

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The worlds oldest profession, haha on the way to work one day i saw a hooker high on something yelling at a tree and kicking it,

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