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skijunkiedtm
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never noticed that.
slimbruddah
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Crazy american cereals and all there shinanigans.
Mezmerize19
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its chop like in chew
why does Ford have a fixation with horses?
Example: Pinto, Mustang, Taurus
why does Ford have a fixation with horses?
Example: Pinto, Mustang, Taurus
Sarah_eats_snow
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Why is there 8 hot dogs in a package and 12 hot dog buns. Its a conspircy i'm sure
Mezmerize19
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I had to answer this once and I couldnt.
why is the ocean blue?
why is the ocean blue?
steevner
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light reflecting off the molecules or something, but there is a logical answer to it, so ur question sucks.
I have tonnes of these saved on my comp. I just add random 1's when i think of them, and some are from the internet.
Here they are:
Do stairs go up or down?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?
How could you get to sleep if you had x-ray vision?
Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out??
What is a male ladybug called?
Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
Do vampires get AIDS?
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
What's the opposite of opposite?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
Why is a woman in a suit a "business person” but a man in a dress is a "transvestite"?
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
Can blind people see their dreams?
Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?"
Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not?
I have tonnes of these saved on my comp. I just add random 1's when i think of them, and some are from the internet.
Here they are:
Do stairs go up or down?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?
How could you get to sleep if you had x-ray vision?
Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out??
What is a male ladybug called?
Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
Do vampires get AIDS?
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
What's the opposite of opposite?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
Why is a woman in a suit a "business person” but a man in a dress is a "transvestite"?
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
Can blind people see their dreams?
Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?"
Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not?
Mezmerize19
Active member
I thought that was for the sky...
GhostfaceKillah
Active member
there was a thread similar to that last week asking how def people thought. i think someone said that def people use sign language in their dreams (if they know it obviously)
Mezmerize19
Active member
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
I KNOW WHY!!!!
Because when the guy created it he created it to be a stubborn game. Its wouldnt be defeated. Well he thought of something that was stubborn and he came but with Donkey Kong. And I think you can figure out where the Kong came from
I KNOW WHY!!!!
Because when the guy created it he created it to be a stubborn game. Its wouldnt be defeated. Well he thought of something that was stubborn and he came but with Donkey Kong. And I think you can figure out where the Kong came from
dat_ski_dude
Member
Why does the Waffle House have locks on there doors if there open 24 hours 365 days a year?
Why is an open door called "ajar", but an open jar is not called "adoor"?
Why is an open door called "ajar", but an open jar is not called "adoor"?
Alexander_Keith
Active member
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
jonnydub
Member
Stairs go up and down.
If coffins have a lifetime guarantee it is for the life of the coffin not the person in it.
If their parrents let them.
No, the saying originated from a time when the term French was associated with things considered vulgar.
No, insurance probably pays for it.
Buttons are cute.
Morality comes from Morals.
I think illiterate people realize they are eating letters.
A round room has infinetly many corners.
It's human nature to do what we're not suppost to.
It won't pop the popcorn correctly.
God only talks to crazy people.
Same thing because nights are still part of the day.
First, produces wouldn't say it directors would and there is still some light in a dark seen.
Baseball caps are just what they are called and is the most popular hat style which comes with many things on them.
The pig would probably eat it.
Because a running back lines up in the offensive backfield just like the fullback and quarterback.
Shigeru Miyamoto chose donkey because he wanted a name to convey a sense of stubbornness and chose Kong because of the popularity of King Kong.
Yes, it could also be called a pile-on, monkey pile, or pig pile.
Yes.
Yes.
No (if they actually can talk).
They are safe because the sharp tip is covered when it is closed (as compared to a regular pin).
In case you want to wear them with the straps down.
No, the saying refers to free will.
No one has x-ray vision and if someone did I would assume they could turn it on and off.
Because of old old deepwater sailing ships and if the ship lost the captain or any of the officers during its voyage, she would fly blue flags and have a blue band painted along her entire hull when returning to home port. Smurfs aren't real.
Not that.
0 degrees F is about -18 C which is 255 Kelvin which is the scale used in scientific calculations so it would be 127.5 Kelvin or about -230 F.
They probably just die.
A male ladybug.
Because the name comes from the term semi-trailer truck, the trailer is called a semi-trailer because the trailer cannot move by itself because it only has wheels at the rear end.
I don't know.
Yes but it would be easy to wipe off.
As fast as the market dictates.
So as not to confuse people when buying them as to what the intended use is.
Dracula's not real.
Croutons are dried or fried bread not stale.
Opening the mouth is the most comfortable way to manipulate the face so it is easier to apply the mascara.
Because to get through you have to drive.
Because it gets stale.
Vampires aren't real.
Because then the show wouldn't get ratings if they just got off the island.
It is inapropriate to point to ones crotch.
The emotion makes people blind but how you get there involves seeing.
The same.
To get as close to perfect as possible.
It is cumtunary for women to wear pants but not for men to wear dresses.
Are you serious?
Porbably not since they don't know what anything looks like.
It's a marketing campaign that targeted kids and obviously worked.
Not everyone can grow facial hair.
Again just a marketing campaign.
It's called hunting.
This is from The Simpsons which has plenty of random saying so who knows?
No, when in doubt answer it.
If coffins have a lifetime guarantee it is for the life of the coffin not the person in it.
If their parrents let them.
No, the saying originated from a time when the term French was associated with things considered vulgar.
No, insurance probably pays for it.
Buttons are cute.
Morality comes from Morals.
I think illiterate people realize they are eating letters.
A round room has infinetly many corners.
It's human nature to do what we're not suppost to.
It won't pop the popcorn correctly.
God only talks to crazy people.
Same thing because nights are still part of the day.
First, produces wouldn't say it directors would and there is still some light in a dark seen.
Baseball caps are just what they are called and is the most popular hat style which comes with many things on them.
The pig would probably eat it.
Because a running back lines up in the offensive backfield just like the fullback and quarterback.
Shigeru Miyamoto chose donkey because he wanted a name to convey a sense of stubbornness and chose Kong because of the popularity of King Kong.
Yes, it could also be called a pile-on, monkey pile, or pig pile.
Yes.
Yes.
No (if they actually can talk).
They are safe because the sharp tip is covered when it is closed (as compared to a regular pin).
In case you want to wear them with the straps down.
No, the saying refers to free will.
No one has x-ray vision and if someone did I would assume they could turn it on and off.
Because of old old deepwater sailing ships and if the ship lost the captain or any of the officers during its voyage, she would fly blue flags and have a blue band painted along her entire hull when returning to home port. Smurfs aren't real.
Not that.
0 degrees F is about -18 C which is 255 Kelvin which is the scale used in scientific calculations so it would be 127.5 Kelvin or about -230 F.
They probably just die.
A male ladybug.
Because the name comes from the term semi-trailer truck, the trailer is called a semi-trailer because the trailer cannot move by itself because it only has wheels at the rear end.
I don't know.
Yes but it would be easy to wipe off.
As fast as the market dictates.
So as not to confuse people when buying them as to what the intended use is.
Dracula's not real.
Croutons are dried or fried bread not stale.
Opening the mouth is the most comfortable way to manipulate the face so it is easier to apply the mascara.
Because to get through you have to drive.
Because it gets stale.
Vampires aren't real.
Because then the show wouldn't get ratings if they just got off the island.
It is inapropriate to point to ones crotch.
The emotion makes people blind but how you get there involves seeing.
The same.
To get as close to perfect as possible.
It is cumtunary for women to wear pants but not for men to wear dresses.
Are you serious?
Porbably not since they don't know what anything looks like.
It's a marketing campaign that targeted kids and obviously worked.
Not everyone can grow facial hair.
Again just a marketing campaign.
It's called hunting.
This is from The Simpsons which has plenty of random saying so who knows?
No, when in doubt answer it.
Poormansvault
Member
The greener the ocean water is, the more lifeforms it contains.
I have a few I know the answer to, but if you don't, see if you can figure these out:
Why is the sky blue?
Why are eyeglass lenses curved?
I have a few I know the answer to, but if you don't, see if you can figure these out:
Why is the sky blue?
Why are eyeglass lenses curved?
GingerKid08
Active member
Why do we have hotwater heaters?
Scratch*my*Back
Active member
How do blind people know when they're done whiping?
Mezmerize19
Active member
Will pasta boil faster if you put it in the pot then turn on the heat or wait untill the water boils and then put it in?
