A pickup line that never fails...

[SteezoSaurus]

I wish I could wear your skin like a coat. (in a low raspy voice)

Can any of the ladies out there vouch for this one?

 

[Creator]

i actually need a good one for tonight, like a really good one that will get me head

 

[Willgum]

I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked you last.

I said that to a girl and she was swept off her feet

 

[JIB_WALRUS]

You: Did you know 93% of women masturbate in the shower?Girl: uh no

You: do you know what the other 7% do?

Girl: what?

You: they sing. do you know what song they sing?

Girl: no what?

You: well then you masturbate

 

[.spaghetticat.]

inb4

Daph

 

[skithesprings]

run her over with your $80k car

bitches love expensive cars

 

[k-fred]

haha nice one lolol

 

[I_Am_Mod]

"Hi there, how are things ?"

too bad you wont get Jwenz's permission to use it, and using it without permission = bad juju ....

 

[J-Evs]

bahahahha

 

[Big_Spence]

"and tuck my wiener underneath, like some kind of like a woman."

 

[Creator]

Im selling it back to the dealer because newschoolers gave me the advice too and plus i would rather have a 2011 jeep wrangler x, so im gonna buy that instead and give the rest of my money to my parents or little sister for her college funds

 

[jason...]

I can run faster horny than you can scared.

 

[rednecknation]

If i asked you to fuck would your answer be the same as the answer to this question.

While she is confused rape her. works every time

 

[Bonzalo]

hahahahaha lost

 

[stupendous-man]

"do you work at subway? because you gave me a footlong"

totes works every time

 

[TechnoPotamus]

"do you wanna go to your place and play rape?"- "no"

"that's the spirit!"

totally kidding.

 

[BlakeG]

excuse me does this napkin smell like cholorform?

 

[Joebin]

Lost it

 

[pat_in_the_hat]

Are you lost?? Cause your a long way from heaven. Works most the time

 

[StreetsOfRage]

LOL, this is the sure sign that you lie or are very VERY easily influenced! Just because newschoolers tells you to sell you A8 don't do it. My mom is getting a brand new a6 possibly this week and she drives her cars like every 1 day in 3 months so that means I get to drive it all those other days, If newschoolers tells me to sell it I am going to say FUCK YOU! not be like "oh okay I will buy a jeep then!" dude these audis are sick, Pedestrian detection, slows your car down if anyone is going slower then you, even completely stops the car if needed, so sick. 0-60 in 5.3 seconds. ahhh can not wait. Dude if you still have the A8 (if you are not lying) keep it! you will not regret it. and I also am 100% sure you can not sell back to the dealer and get ALL your money back, you have driven it off the lot which means the price has decreased dramatically. dumb kids who can't drive.

 

[sniche]

get in a non awkward close position where you can start conversation and make good eye contact with her and say....."whats up" in your own voice. Then you either got game or you dont. fuckin simple

 

[orangecrush23]

you: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Her: no

You: enough to break the ice. Hi im__________

 

[BmoChop]

"i want you to penetrate me with a rusty spoon" .....shit works every time.

 

[*Bird]

i think i missed this thread. what car do u have? and wtf why would you give money for ur sister to go to college?!

 

[Davy.Crockett]

GET IN THE TRUNK

 

[norgeanders]

Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass!

 

[dmc12380]

"Do you know me from somewhere?"

"Does my breath smell okay."

"Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag."

 

[HalfandHalf]

"hey lets play pear harbor, ill lay down and you blow the shit outa me!"

 

[CandyFlippin]

i pooped my pants.....Can i get in yours?

 

[Vino]

jenna marbles.

 

[Finnbear]

Hahaha.

" Are you ladies free tonight or is it gonna cost me?"

I'm a girl and obviously have no use for this, but you should try it anyways. It will most likely prove be very effective.

 

[Deezy]

nice hair, wanna fuck?

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

nice face, wanna fuck?

nice shirt, wanna fuck?

nice fuck, wanna fuck?

any of those will do it 100% of the time ten percent of the time

 

[RalphLauren.]

if you were lewis and i was clark I'd let you eat my seaman

does not work and never will

 

[General_Ripper]

"Hey bitch, my dick don't suck its self"

 

[SERENGETI_YETI]

There's more free puppies in the back of my van. You can have one or even two if you like. Come on and I'll show you.

 

[WestWoods]

"Does this smell Like chloroform?"

 

[rickysick]

surely a "really good one" would get more than head.

 

[geteducated]

just say you won't drive her to hot topic anymore

 

[SteezoSaurus]

hahah win.

 

[HalfandHalf]

*Pearl

 

[egg.]

girl do you have Cingular cause your raisin' my bar

 

[djdiggidydave]

go up to her and look at the tag in the back of her shirt and say "just what i thought, made in heaven"

 

[B.Aussie]

haha that's so gold.

 

[Davy.Crockett]

this works every time fool.

 

[Jane6]

hahahahahaha

 

[yuck]

I want to tickle your bellybutton....

From the inside

whoever says the movie that's from wins a point

 

[djdiggidydave]

youth and revolt. easy

 

[Caleb.E]

haha lost

 

[ORDEAL]

Get in the fucking car bitch

 

[DirtYStylE]

No no no your doing it all wrong

If a girl is a bitch you have to let her know from the start. Then you command her to do what you want. You don't just sneak it at the end where it can be missed

 

[jdilla]

"hey what's your name?"

then pretend to be interested in her life for the next 45 minutes.