A pen in the butt

[KJacks]

Today at work something disturbing happened..

I work at the bmw dealership and today one lf the females i worked with snuck up behind me while i was talking to some coworkers. She proceded to stick her pen up my butt. Although my pants were in the way ot was forceful, as i turned around she looked me in the eyes and licked the pen.

I want to get back at her but how? But i feel like with someone that fucked she will never stop. I dont kmow what to do...

Also no she is not attractive in the least and the pee in her butt option is out of the picture im pretty sure she has anul warts or some fucked up disease.

 

[Anathema]

curb stomp that bitch

 

[Benson.]

Punch her in the face.

 

[YourMomsCouch]

Shit on her desk

 

[Theskiingguy]

Stick your wee wee in her pee pee, that'll show her

 

[Blurst]

Pour very sticky drink on her desk. All over the desk. Everywhere on the desk. Make sure you cover the desk. If the desk is not entirely engulfed in sticky beverage this plan fails. Know the desk. Be the desk. Let the desk flow through your veins.

 

[Benson.]

And by "sticky drink" he means your jizz.

 

[Cudder.]

like a boss

 

[coling]

Idk but that seems like a legitimate smakabitch offense

 

[K-Dot.]

Fist her butt when she's not looking

 

[Willgum]

Stick a porcupine between her cleavage

 

[youngdtay]

Report

 

[Dustin.]

I am extremely disappointed it took this long for someone to suggest a good old fashioned butt pissing.

 

[fupaface]

Well if you "get back at her", she will probably perceive it as you flirting with her, and then it will never stop.

 

[Theskiingguy]

ahem, please refer to OP's post.."pee in her butt option is out of the picture im pretty sure she has anul warts or some fucked up disease."

 

[Shredsterr]

Until OP fucks her and chucks her, so honestly OP you're gonna end up getting nasty and sweaty and in her case oozy whether you want to or not.

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

You should have tightened your sphincter to show that you enjoyed it.

 

[SkierPT]

Not if the payback is mean or insulting

 

[ONTerriible]

How to get back at her? Report her for sexual harassment, boom! fired!

 

[+Tahoe_Shredder+]

no. its a PEE in the butt

 

[act.resist]

pics

 

[PacificRimJob]

If her name is debra, you must do this.

 

[NinetyFour]

Username and icon relevant to the thread.

 

[-WZ-]

counter-attack by sticking a knife up her butt

 

[theBearJew]

The question that nobody's asked... OP, did you like it?

 

[qeefmasterflex]

Get a mod to ban her and change her karma to 69

 

[JAHpow]

The absolute first thing you should have done.

 

[Bart.Man]

I'm assuming the dealership you work at operates under prison rules. According to prison rules, you are now her bitch and must answer to her every demand. Only thing to do now is find some other person to make your bitch.

Suck it up and move on with your life as a bitch, bitch.

 

[Weeezy]

If you have personal lockers, put a suction cup dildo on the door that thwamps her in the face

 

[Bachto]

.

 

[TRASHTALK]

GET HER FIRED. SHE DOESNT DESERVE NORMALCY IN LIFE.

 

[triss]

She old school quadafi'd you. Use guns and violence

 

[Wallisch_pl]

pics are required now

 

[CliffyByro]

just some inspiration

 

[.Rybak.]

I can't get over the fact that she licked it... What did your co workers do?

 

[TreeJ]

bust a nut on her keyboard yo

 

[SFB]

more importantly op do you get sweet deals on bmws, and do you have one?

 

[7-11_Slurpee]

A pen in the butt is worth two in the bush if you catch my drift

 

[GayWolf420]

definitely have her stick a sharpie up hers

 

[Tinga]

tell her you didn't appreciate it and she should not pursue further actions like that in the future.

 

[KJacks]

I would report her but thats to easy. I neeed to do something that isnt sexual though so she wont rape me.

 

[Wallisch_pl]

seriously post a pic and then we can give you ideas we want to know how severe the case of ugly is

 

[GiganticCircle]

If I could only upload pics