A new ride for all of you

t-man152

t-man152

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Well Universal studios is making "Brokeback Mountain the ride" so all of you come to LA and experience this new awesome ride
 
nah I was kidding. but a ride where you get angrilly ass-raped by a cowboy would give Universal studios an edginess that they have been looking for
 
agreed. if i've learned one thing in this life, its that if youre looking for a new image, look no further than becoming a gay-cowboy roller coaster
 
is it like alien encounters? everyone goes in a room and lays down... the light go out! soon sounds of a crackling fire fill the room... next thing you know youre gettin pounded in the ass and hear yeeeehaaaa!

is that how it is?
 
i heard that it's going to be like a mechanical bull, except, instead of a bull, it will be a giant floor-mounted dildo which you ride until it thrusts you off.
 
In a press release just a few hours ago, the project manager for Universal stated that the ride would be named, "The Hall of Dicks", and is planned to be open for the summer of 08.
 
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