A moment from the brool story co.

pianoman

pianoman

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something that happened today:i parked my car and started to walk towards my friend ana's house with her to go smoke.like 3 houses down from where i parked, a cat approaches us.i decide run up and pretend like im gonna kick the cat like a ball, very normal thing to do.a second later (after i didnt actually kick the cat) i hear a window open next to me and a huuuge dude who looks like a hobo (large scraggly beard/clothing) starts yellingTHHATTTS MY CATT MOTHER FUCKER IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!! MOTHERFUCKER YOURE ASKING FOR ITlike super in my face, and then a second later...as we're walking awayhe runs out of his house with A MOTHERFUCKING BASEBALL BATstarts swinging it and chasing me:and saying "motherfucker your want this?you want this?"and i told him to chill cuz i wasnt actually gonna kick his cat.and i even yelled at him to go home (which i immediately regretted)but i was scared so i took out my phone in case i needed to dial for the po-poand then i ran to her house for cover.
needless to say, i was frightened to walk back to my car after smoking, so i took my friend with me and went the opposite way around the block to avoid walking in front of his house again.-C.S. Hansel
 
if you threatened to kick my cat/dog i would beat the fuck out of you. fuck you, that guy shoulda kicked your ass.
 
yeah but i had no idea there was a person watching. this seemed to me like it was just a cat on the sidewalk and i didnt even come close to kicking it, it was a mere gesture. everyone does it
 
i wasn't being serious about that part.
i understand where y'all are coming from with saying that i deserved, but let me just say this to all of you: you shoulda seen just how crazy this fella was.
 
fair enough, i did say that. i meant to say its a normal thing to do, not that i normally do it, because it was actually the first time i had done it.
 
No i understand, he should have chilled out when you said you were doing it as a joke. But I think his initial reaction was understandable.
 
If you even so much as LOOKED like you were gonna hurt my cat, I'd cut you. I would walk up to you, ask you why you were gonna hurt my cat, and then knife the shit out of you.
 
one time i was walking to my friends house to go smoke, and while we were walking, i saw this cat just sitting in the sidewalk. so naturally i go up to the cat, and kick it, good and solid. and i didnt kick it under the belly, where you normally kick a cat, i kicked it right in the neck, and i heard its spine pop, then it flew across the grass and landed on its side next to a tree. then i guy came walking out of the house with a baseball bat, and he comes up to me and is like, "oh thanks man, that was my girlfriends cat and i hate that thing, so nice work!" and i was chill, i said "no prob, man, but why the bat?" and he told me he was heading to his softball practice. then after i went to my friends house i walked by the softball fields and saw him and gave him a thumbs up.
 
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