A Modest Proposal

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asac

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Eat babies and solve the country's problems. simple as that.

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Sacadelic
 
hmmm...

what specific problems would those be? i can think of many.

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i say we biuld a giant cataplut and fling them over to africa wher they can feed straving people

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in the essay they say to use the babies as clothes, food and someting else i can't remember. the problems are like feeding the poor and stuff.. although it was written in the 1870s (i think) the problems are pretty much the same now

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if we ate all the babies we'd be fat. best idea is to just fling them over to africa

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omg i cant believe i remember that, what a cool story.

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he was an irish author who wrote a book short story about it that was intensly satirical. his name exscapes me however

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you need to tell that to china

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that was quite possibly the greatest thing i ever read in US History last year.

why did i do it in history though?

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its not twisted at all sure he sugested eating babies but that was his crazzy solution to "irelands sad state" which he wasnt acctually trying to have any one do. infact its quite geniuos by using this crazzy plan of eating children he was able to introduce his acctulal plan to beter ireland which involved taxation of absentes and only buying irish products. by initially introducing a radical plan he was able to make people be like damn this second plan he talks about is damn good and much beter then eating our children.

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

GNR

 
didnt he actually send it to the british government

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innded it was but its a good method to get your point across. the whole idea of eating babies was a satier but he also brought up valid points after the whole eating babies thing

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

GNR

 
uhhh we had to read that and write our own

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it was also a social criticism - he says that the upper class has already "eaten" the parents of the lower class, so they might as well eat the children too.

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"...as a little bordering upon cruelty; which, I confess, hath always been with me the strongest objection against any project, however so well intended...."

hahahaha what a great text, i googled it and its awesome!

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^its john swift, ireland's greatest satirical writer.

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Sacadelic
 
why do you think cigaretts are legal? hey it kills off 53,000 non smokers a year we need taht.

and why do you think we are going to be over in Iraq for the rest of this earths time? becasue we are too populated and need to kill more off

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i hate all of tose truth adds, like the one that says somethiings aobut smoking in movies and how it asks if they are targeting kids. no shit they are targeting kids. leave the tabacco industry alone their just selling a product and people know how bad it is now so theres no reason to start smoking

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^or the one with the little girl whos like 14 and shes like why do they have a smoking section in restaurants... uhh people smoke duh little girl.

then she goes on like so rant like a lil bitch, i jsut wanna punch her in the face. shes like everytime i see someone smoking i cough and she thinks that helps?

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i dotn smoke but i jsut think every one needs to lay the fuck off of the tabacco companies. their just doing what every other company that has good advertising does by just putting their name every where.

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i dotn smoke either

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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
yeah the truth adds are crap like the one where they say that the tabbaco industry spends millions of dollars trying to get kids to smoke how could they do that if they cant advertise if their going to attack the industry atleast use real facts

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club seals not sandwiches

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high velocity lead poisoning the not so silent killer
 
semd em to afrisca to the starvfeing people. human flesh is the best provider of all the nutrients humans need plus who needs like 7 kids?

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