A little heads up...

Smuffy

Active member
as i was in the patrol room today i happened to catch a few of their radio transmissions. from what i heard, the head of kb got wind that a few kids were doing tricks that involved their feet going over their heads...not that i would know anything about that... but whatever. the whole point of this is to let you guys know that they are looking out for inverts, so dont get caught.
 
^^^hahahaha i seriously got that yesterday from a gaper ski patroller...i was skiing alone so my beats were up mad loud, and i had to ride the lift with 2 patrollers....apparently they kept asking me questions about my invaders, cuz they couldnt understand why they were pink, and i didnt hear any of this b/c my music, so near the end of the lift ride, i pull a headphone out of my ear cuz i thought they were talking to me, so i said what? like i didnt hear them, then the guy goes on about how he hates freestyle skiers cuz theyr all punks and listen to rap music
 
i like the ski patrol, except for diane smith (she is hella mean)... it is those saftey watch goons that put me in a tizzy. ski patrol provides medical aid, the yellow coats just yell at kids and catch bus kids snowboard theives
 
My only beef with the ski patrol is that I tuned this women's skis and she said I, "Made them too sharp," so I detuned them to the point where you could run your finger down the edge without feeling any sharpness, and she said she liked them that way because, "I am not a good skier." If you aren't a good skier, why are you in ski patrol? Same thing with one of the guys who wanted to demo skis, all of the skis he said were out of his league. I want someone how can ski bringing my busted ass down the hill.
 
i always found it interesting that mst of the ski patrol really arent that good at skiing. but taking down a sled is realy just wedging anyway.
 
What's really bad is holiday's ski patrol. I once saw 3 old ladies in yellow jackets wedging down the hill struggling to stay on their feet.
 
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