A huge spider in my house

if it looks like a skinny tarantula it's a wolf spider. i have them in my house and out in my garage. the average size i have recorded is 4 inches in diameter. they eat the cockroaches and freak out my brother, so they can stay.
 
We have hobo spiders in my house, they're pretty small but it's always kinda nasty to see them hanging out in your bathtub right before you have to take a shower. We used to have brown recluses in our old house too
 
get one of those bug/spider bomb things and set it off. We live in the woods so we have ALOT of spiders and small critters gracing our house. My mom shoots off them bug bombs every so often and it shoots a poison throughout the house. You just gotta leave your house for a few hrs and let it air out, and voila..no more bugs!
 
My old neighbor put his pants on and there was a brown recluse in it and it bit him in the leg and now his leg has a hole in it, scary shit.
 
there was one at my uncles barbecue, so he soaked a towel in gas and the spider walked right on to it and before you knew my uncle lite the towel on fire and the spider was no more.
 
killing spiders and other bugs is kind of a hobby for me, i hate them so much i take pride in jumping off table and landing on them. also i have a rubberband gun, and sometimes i can disinegrate them. fucking assholes, im going to make a super soaker flamethrower one of these days and go apeshit on some fucking spiders
 
When I was camping out in the desert doing field archaeology, one HUGE sun spider (they're so ugly, they look like scorpions, fast too) decided to get in the tent with me and my sister, because she left the flap open or something, and I was sooo tired and my sister screached and was like, omg, Laura, there's a spider. And I'm REALLY scared of spiders, but I was so exhuasted, I replied, how big is it, if it's quarter sized or smaller, just go to bed... and she said, I don't know, it was like, the size of a quarter... and so I get out of my sleeping bag and start hunting... finally I see it and the thing is HUGE, way bigger than a quarter and I don't have shoes on and my sister does but she's so scared she won't step on it so I try to and the thing runs away into the corner... the guys hanging out at our bonfire come to investigate and they decide they're going to catch it and play with it, and then it gets lost in our stuff, so I'm saying fuck it I'm sleeping in the car, and our friend looks down as we're shaking stuff out and it's on his arm!! He screamed and hit it so hard he killed it. One of the guys from our archaeology squad picked it up and ate it later apparently.

I'm saying, put on some spider-ass-kicking boots and stomp that fucker!!
 
anyone ever have an older brother who'd take those fuckers and put them on you?

my brother and i will never be as close as we could have been.
 
That's fucking disgusting. I will never move to a warmer climate. That can only mean larger, more nasty creepy crawlies.
 
ahh theres one in my shower like up in the corner, i refuse to take a shower in there till someone kills it, and they wont. so now i have to take showers in my moms bathroom. i hate them i feel like its watching me!
 
hit with a hammer, man there are these spiders in africa called camel spiders, and the are huge, like a foot long, look them up on google
 
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oh man...we have brown recluses everywhere. they bite horses and the horses faces rot and crap. it's really bad.

black widow's are bad here too.
 
Soldiers have to be really careful with those, well, everyone does...but anyway, they can eat your skin while your sleeping and you won't feel it, so you'll wake up with holes in your arms and legs, which will in turn get infected and die

Unless you get almost immediate treatment
 
holy shit, i just googled brown recluse and saw a spider bite on his hand

that shit must have hurt so much, it look so nasty
 
yea...a friend of mine got bit while he was putting his pants on, but he didn't feel it bite him. it looked like someone shot him in the calf after a week.
 
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