A GOOD JOKE...
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b-kul
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hahahaha so randomly funny. i got one:
a guy walks into a restraunt and sees a panda sitting at a booth. after the panda gets done eating he pulls out two guns and fires a few shots. the man instantly ducks and watches the panda leave but no one else even flinches. the man calls a waiter over and ask what just happened. the waiter says look up pandas on google.
the man got home and googled panda, it said "pandas: eats, shoots, and leaves".
a guy walks into a restraunt and sees a panda sitting at a booth. after the panda gets done eating he pulls out two guns and fires a few shots. the man instantly ducks and watches the panda leave but no one else even flinches. the man calls a waiter over and ask what just happened. the waiter says look up pandas on google.
the man got home and googled panda, it said "pandas: eats, shoots, and leaves".
Deletedtoday
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have you seen hellen kellers new car?
neither has shee.
why were hellen kellers arms broken??
she tried reading a sign at 40 mph.
what do you call a bear with no teeth?
a gummy bear. lolzzz
neither has shee.
why were hellen kellers arms broken??
she tried reading a sign at 40 mph.
what do you call a bear with no teeth?
a gummy bear. lolzzz
mtsteeze406
Member
Hillary Clinton is at her office one day and a magic bird appears.
The bird says it can grant her one wish.
After much debate Hillary says: "Magic bird, make these god dam love handles dissapear!"
And just like that
Hillary's ears fell off.....
The bird says it can grant her one wish.
After much debate Hillary says: "Magic bird, make these god dam love handles dissapear!"
And just like that
Hillary's ears fell off.....
solitaryman
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theres a plane thats going down and so a women jumps out of her seat and says "somebody make me feel like a real women before i die" the cabin goes silent all of a sudden a man gets out of his seat and starts walking towards her unbuttoning his shirt. her heart was beating with anticipation and as the two get close the man takes off his shirt hangs it out in front of him self and says "iron my shirt"
what do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
fucked
whats the diff. between a dead baby and a trampoline?
you take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline
whats blue and rolling around on the floor?
your baby boy playing in a plastic bag
what do you do when you dishwasher stops working?
smack her and tell her to keep on working..
what do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
fucked
whats the diff. between a dead baby and a trampoline?
you take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline
whats blue and rolling around on the floor?
your baby boy playing in a plastic bag
what do you do when you dishwasher stops working?
smack her and tell her to keep on working..
solitaryman
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there is a dog lying in the middle of the road dead and a black guy lying in the middle of the road dead whats the difference?
theres skid marks leading up to the dog
theres a mexican riding a bike why don't you hit him? because it might be your bike
theres a black man riding your bike why don't you hit him? because it might be your black man
yea now i give up for now
theres skid marks leading up to the dog
theres a mexican riding a bike why don't you hit him? because it might be your bike
theres a black man riding your bike why don't you hit him? because it might be your black man
yea now i give up for now
zesty_buddy
Member
hahahahahaha some of these are pretty good.
A woman is paying for her groceries. She pays for some eggs, bacon and milk. A man behind her says, "You must be single." The woman looks at the man and then at the groceries and says, "Yes, but how did you know?" The man replies, "Because you're ugly."
A woman is paying for her groceries. She pays for some eggs, bacon and milk. A man behind her says, "You must be single." The woman looks at the man and then at the groceries and says, "Yes, but how did you know?" The man replies, "Because you're ugly."
toominator
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not cool