A girl jumped on my knee

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the_hawk_of_europe

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so...we had a soccer-game against some girls, just for fun...and one of them jumps exactly on my knee..it hurts as hell..this is weird. just wanted you to know

 
cut off your leg and shut up.

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some fucker jumped on my neck when i was a goalie a few years back and broke my clavical(sp)

expect the worst, get the best.
 
^ yea its those BIG ones you have to worry about.... they dont run very fast but they can knock you down like no other...

 
Shit yeah, I got cranked by this huge chick in soccer, she was so much taller than me, but she was 3 times the gurth.

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ice it.

I'm tall but not big and as i was playing basketball i was bumped into by this mega tree trunk chica (if she stills counts as a female), and i got bounced off her burliness so hard i hit the floor and skidded. It was like being thrown into a wall, effin she-man.

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you got off easy man I got a boot in the head this season from playin goalie. It was a full out kick right to the back/side of my head. Fuck it hurt.

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^that happened to be last fall, but in the front...full on sprint right into my head. i was out for a while. but yeah dude you got mad lucky, not even an injury

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haha yeah...we were playing in a soccer tournament and my team is of these skinny strong girls and we played a team of a bunch of she-men and like they were HUGE and werent as fast so they would take us out by our ankles and plow into the sides of us...we went flying... my team took a hard beating that day cause more than 75% of that team was over 150 lbs....

 
like on the front of the knee or from behind?

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
 
im assuming front, becuase back isnt really bad... becuase it bends

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11

please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
 
no really?

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
 
^ hey guys its the chick

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
 
underoath is gay, damien rice is sick

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11

please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
 
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