A funny Story

jono

jono

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Lucas Morera Ortega (Sinister), just told me a story during spare, that made me chuckle joyously, and I felt you all should hear it. When he was 7, he finally got the confidence to pee in a urinal. So he bravely walked up to the ceramic basin of manlihood, and started his journey to becoming a real man. Half way done, he slipped on pee, and fell head first into the urinal, bashing his teeth and eye, and covering his face in piss and blood. So he ran back to class screaming, and had to get 5 stitches in his mouth and eyebrow, covered in piss.

 
that's good stuff

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
It hurt.Both physically and morally.

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Proudly defending the right of being a Spaniard.Hell yeah!
 
I started walking backwards.And before my foot got in the right position and before i even knew it,i fell.Face first.I was putting my dick in my pants again,and instead of just turning around...I decided i'd step back first.It was slippery..

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Proudly defending the right of being a Spaniard.Hell yeah!
 
ahah no

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
Thats horribly painful. What i want to know is do u piss in urinals today becuz that could be traumatizing?

To all the Killaz and the $100 Dolla Billaz.....Midwestskier.com
 
I still pee in urinals,when the occasion requires to do so...but i didn't pee in urinals for like 3 years or so,when i grew up and my balls grew to the size of watermelons I fought a urinal and this time I won.My powerful pee went fine and since that day,everything went fine.

But i still have an ugly scar in my upper lip,which is still visible. It makes me look tough, until people ask me how i got it, and i have to tell them i fell in a urinal.

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Proudly defending the right of being a Spaniard.Hell yeah!
 
that is funny but i feel sorry for him

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
 
hahaha when people ask me i tell them i fell in a urinal, priceless

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
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